My mom told me she— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) April 27, 2016
a) once went on a date with Donald Trump
b) is a huge Turn: Washington's Spies fan.
Not sure which is harder to believe.
Sometimes I’m haunted by the knowledge that Bryan Cranston will never get a movie role that deserves him. Other times it’s ghosts.— Zack Handlen (@zhandlen) April 28, 2016