Like it or not, the fact remains that Darth Vader would be eligible for the Paralympics
— Sam Bain (@sambaintv) September 8, 2012
I LOVE TV, and you couldn't get me to watch tonight's "CW Fall First Look" if you paid me in Rachel Bilsons.
— Andrew Rabin (@arrabin56) September 8, 2012
UPDATE: A Tornado Warning has been issued in Brooklyn. Residents are advised to stay indoors and not start any shitty indie bands.
— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) September 8, 2012