How much better would Shark Week be if the sharks were in the pool at Bachelor Pad?
— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) August 14, 2012
I created reality, but you created reality TV. Kudos, mankind. It's much better edited.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 15, 2012
LOCHTE FEVER “
@janiobi: "sapiosexuality" - the attraction to intelligence and its use. Cool, but what's the opposite of that?”
— Aisha Muharrar (@eeshmu) August 16, 2012