Q. How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A. You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
— Steve Gerken (@saucypickles) August 13, 2012
As Syria descends into civil war, CNN asks:Are babies next for Jennifer Aniston?
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) August 13, 2012
Awesome! NBC is developing an American version of the popular British Series "BBC World News".
— dan guterman (@danguterman) August 14, 2012