ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!”COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 31, 2012
Quick, NBC is going to commercial. No one watch in case they spoil results. Or show a promo for "Guys With Kids."
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) July 31, 2012
I think the reason NBC keeps spoiling the events is they're not used to broadcasting things that people actually want to see.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) July 31, 2012
I feel bad for other countries because their olympians have no compelling stories worth hearing about.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) July 31, 2012