We can never truly celebrate our independence from the British as long as Piers Morgan is on TV.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) July 4, 2012
Watching BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY, so sad how so many brave veterans returned home from Vietnam w/ facial hair poorly glued to their faces
— Josh Fadem (@joshfadem) July 4, 2012
Fireworks seem like way more fun to *watch* than to *do.* Which is exactly the opposite of most SNL skits.
— Susana S Martins (@MarshmallowGun) July 5, 2012