Ah, #Eurovision. A special time when the Old World gathers together to embrace the fact that, despite our differences, we're all a bit crap.
— Ken Plume (@KenPlume) May 26, 2012
*looks at Twitter* I'm so proud of my country that EVERYONE is ignoring a beautiful midsummer evening to get pissed & watch tv #eurovision
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) May 26, 2012
Moodys have just downgraded the #Eurovision Song Contest from "Ironic Diversion" to "Borderline War Crime".
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) May 26, 2012
Pair of overweight twins sitting on a couch watching a televangelist. #americavision
— Geo Greg (@GeoGreg303) May 26, 2012