Great. So now my insurance company tells me it WON'T cover "GIRLS Backlash."
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) April 18, 2012
IKEA is selling a new TV.It will only show TV series that start solid and then totally fall apart by the second year.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 17, 2012
"anyone hear about this new ipad?" [jay leno pauses] "anyone hear anything at all?" [jay wanders the desolate cities. even the wind is gone]
— bandit (@UtilityLimb) April 17, 2012