I've always been a little sad the local police don't ask my help with solving every crime like they do Castle, my being a writer and all.
— Meg Cabot (@megcabot) April 14, 2012
"I'm seventeen." *Applause* For reaching seventeen? She's not in The Wire. #TheVoice
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 14, 2012
This Gotye performance will completely change the way white people bore themselves until they die. #SNL
— Dan Clyne (@danCLYNE) April 15, 2012