"No flying cars yet?", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb.
"Once again Dame Fortune hugs Montgomery Burns to her sweet, perfumed bosom." RT @rupertmurdoch NY cold and empty, even central park. Nice!
Tonight I will watch Pretty, Little Liars and my wife @barbhaynes will watch The Bachelor. We will then meet in the bedroom for shame sex.