Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Good TVeets

Unfortunately, Storify isn't working for me this morning, so I'm sorry that we're back to the old way of posting tweets for the time being; read from the bottom up after the jump.


"A bunch of stuff happens, a bird dies, and Sue punches the lieutenant governor's wife in the face." #abandoningmygleespecscript

ApocalypseHow Rob Kutner 
"Duh, winning!" is the perfect summary of America's self-perception/achievement gap.

elibraden Eli Braden 
Human by-products of America's abysmal school system. RT @KhloeKardashian: Kourt & Kim take NY airs in 10 min. East Coast!! Who's watching??





jamesmoran James Moran 
We have a channel called Discovery Shed. It is the best channel EVER. Now watching "Wood Works". A man is making things. I do not know or care what the man is making. It is made of wood, and that's all that matters. Used to watch Norm on the New Yankee Workshop for hours. It's very soothing, watching a bearded man make furniture.

tvoti Todd VanDerWerff 
I think #Glee forgot the characters in the regionals audience aren't actually members of the #Glee audience. Like, there's no way ANYONE IN THE FICTIONAL AUDIENCE would understand what the hell that Slushie thing was supposed to be about.

tvoti Todd VanDerWerff 
WHERE IS VOCAL ADRENALINE? THE PEOPLE DEMAND SUNSHINE CORAZON AND CHEYENNE JACKSON. #glee

RowanKaiser Rowan Kaiser 
@tvoti School of Rock looks like season 4 of The Wire compared to Glee.

tvoti Todd VanDerWerff 
It is very sad that the "Let's write a song!" scene in #Glee is less convincing than the one in School Of Rock.

realityblurred Andy Dehnart 
Marlee Matlin is awesome on #TrumpRoast: "Like The Situation, I, too, have never heard the sound of laughter"

corybarker Cory Barker 
Scrubs' appearance on Netflix Instant is going to be the DEATH of me.

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
Someone just won a challenge on #TheBiggestLoser by making a meal with 170 calories. I wonder what they suggest you eat for your 2nd dinner?

TVKel Kel Kendrick 
I think Rev. Horton Heat should cover "Big Ass Heart" #Glee

elibraden Eli Braden 
Kinda feel like England isn't working hard enough to let us know they're sorry about Russell Brand :(

realityblurred Andy Dehnart 
@LisaLampanelli on #trumproast: The Situation's book page on Amazon said "customers who bought this book also bought rope and a stool"

realityblurred Andy Dehnart 
Comedy Central's roast of Donald Trump is awesome. Brutal, horribly offensive humor plus reality TV? Win! #TrumpRoast

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
And some point, this became a roast about The Situation rather than Donald Trump. Fine by me. #TrumpRoast

EricIGN Eric Goldman 
Audience member says she has one question and does a huge, "Pop Pop!" Audience goes crazy cheering. #community #PaleyFest

Snoodit Lesley Goldberg 
Why is Quinn crying when talking about winning Finn from Rachel? Because she loooooooves Rachel, me thinks. #GaySharks #Glee

televisionary Jace Lacob 
I can't even do this panel justice in 140-character tweets. #Community #PaleyFest

thesurfreport Surf Report Di 
Joel knew he was working on the best TV show ever when a monkey hand came up and grabbed a pen. #Community #PaleyFest

tbrick2 tierney bricker 
You go from Blaine and Kurt's heartfelt moment to Mercedes singing about Tots? This. Fucking. Show. #glee

kristenwarner kristenwarner 
Following @paulwesley is probably not good for KW's mental health. I can't even lie and say it's for research. no, no...obsession.

mnik Mark Nikolewski 
I'm old enough to remember when you didn't have to watch a news program from another country in order to know what's going on in the world.

TVDoneWright TVDoneWright (Adam) 
Wow, The Situation really did bomb at the Trump Roast. Best parts were the reaction shots of the crowd slowly dying of anguish.

TheRealJethro Jethro Nededog 
I'm really proud of what we've done with S2. If we get a S3, it will be boriiiiiiing. - Dan Harmon #nbccommunity #paleyfest

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Well, that was certainly a situation. An awkward, incredibly unfunny situation that took years off my life. #TrumpRoast

thesurfreport Surf Report Di 
Dan Harmon thinks all the #Community viewers are here @paleyfest tonight. The entire viewing audience.

Cinematt01 Matt 
Favorite Line from Tonight's GLEE (2x16) - Blaine: “…from what Kurt has told me about Nude Erections (New...http://tumblr.com/xwn1scw3hr

thesurfreport Surf Report Di 
Chevy says the show is capable of anything - "we can do a Glee episode."  #Community #PaleyFest

corybarker Cory Barker 
On second listen, it's confirmed that "Candles" is the worst #Glee song that didn't involve rapping.
9 hours ago 



thesurfreport Surf Report Di 

Danny wasn't worried about the depressing stuff in the claymation episode because "it was in clay." #Community #PaleyFest

danielletbd Danielle Turchiano 
"I'm a very awkward person and I don't have a lot of grace. They say dance and people laugh." - @GillianJacobs #nbcCommunity#PaleyFest

EricIGN Eric Goldman 
According to @joelmchale, @kenjeong says "Cancer dead babies" repeatedly if trying to stop laughing while working. #Community#PaleyFest

gmmrtv Kath Skerry (GMMR) 
'The writers tell me when to 'Chang' it up' - Ken on Chang.#nbccommunity #PaleyFest

corybarker Cory Barker 
I think tonight's V literally made me sick.

Aseroff Andrew Seroff 
I can't believe talentless The Situation is sitting next to the legendary Snoop Dogg. More surprising is I'm still watching this. #trumproast

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
I will give truTV this: basketball looks like absolute crap on it, even in HD. #MarchMadness

katbat67 Kathleen Battles 
Is annoyed that Kurt gets his adorable crush, while Santana gets crushed. Glee pisses me off some weeks.

aboleyn aboleyn 
I should turn off this episode of #TheGoodWife and go to bed, but it has Owen in it. #televisionmoreimportantthensleep

mznewman Michael Newman 
Puck's numbers are always great. One of the few reliable things about #glee

sween Jason Sweeney 
Disney should do a movie about a princess that talks to woodland creatures and they convince her to go to grad school.

JustinFowler Justin Fowler 
I know this is far from a groundbreaking insight, but V is painfully stupid. *Painfully.*

JPosnanski Joe Posnanski 
Am I wrong or do these "Get what I want" State Farm commercials pretty blatantly encourage insurance fraud.

stamos Annie Stamell 
The rumor about Mariah Carey I hate the most is that she has people on staff who bring her puppies and kittens whenever she wants. NOT FAIR.

pourmecoffee pourmecoffee 
They better get this second game started. truTV only rented this set until midnight.

princesscowboy Amanda Ann Klein 
TEEN MOM 2 is tearing my insides out.

EricStangel Eric Stangel 
Fact: Arkansas-Little Rock has never won an NCAA Tournament game on truTV...

RowanKaiser Rowan Kaiser 
Spaced's "Gone": The best sitcom episode ever, the best TV episode ever, or the best anything ever? You decide!

soph41190 Sophie Petzal 
Watching Battlestar Galactica on mute. Lots of kissing. Think one guy said to a girl 'I like your vag'. Actually I'm pretty sure he didn't.

capricecrane caprice crane 
A lot of people make fun of the stuff Glenn Beck says. But don't forget he also has a really stupid face.

corybarker Cory Barker 
@jmittell And I would probably like V better if people randomly sang and/or got smacked around by Jane Lynch.

jmittell Jason Mittell 
@corybarker It would actually make sense if #Glee were created by aliens bent on taking over Earth

corybarker Cory Barker 
The transition between Glee and V isn't as weird as it should be.

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
"What a weird episode," she says, after every episode of #Glee.

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
This song could come right out of High School Musical 4: Zac Efron Makes Too Much Money To Be In This One. #Glee

corybarker Cory Barker 
Listen, I really like Darren Criss, but he needs to stop with the facial expressions.

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
Too many things. TOO MANY THINGS. #Glee

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
At this point, I'm waiting for a scene in which Quinn talks to herself like Gollum. #Glee #headspinning

corybarker Cory Barker 
Things learned from #Glee: Writing songs? Not that hard.

iamwesley Wesley Ambrecht 
I see what you're doing #glee. By subjecting us to a slew of awful original songs, you think we'll fall for the songs they sing at regionals

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Damn you, #Glee. Every once in a while you demonstrate the show you could/should be.

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
OK. Awww. That was not terrible. #Glee

SableJedi Cameron White 
A hundred million Glee fans just exploded with happiness.

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Fact: in Massachusetts, "The Warblers" are known as "The Wobblahs." #Glee

RealTonyStark Tony Stark 
Also isn't the point of #Glee is that it's karaoke with sexy people? Isn't them singing new songs like a REM cover band doing originals?

RealTonyStark Tony Stark 
Twitter becomes almost unusable on Tuesday nights as it's taken over by musical theater nerds swooning over #Glee.

aboleyn aboleyn 
I really wish Flight of the Conchords would write the original song for #Glee.

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Quinn is currently speaking more words than she has for the entire season. What on earth is happening? #Glee

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
If any of the Warblers showed actual misery Blaine would zap them with a cattle prod or something. They're creepy, is what I'm saying. #Glee

BrentPiaskoski Brent Piaskoski 
Just so you know, if you live tweet "The Bachelor" you do not get to tell me "Citizen Kane" is a bad movie.

aboleyn aboleyn 
Made homemade mac & cheese for dinner. Husband informed me he'd rather have Kraft. Next time he kisses me, "i'd rather have Kyle Chandler."

maskedscheduler masked scheduler 
Expanding the NCAA Tournament and then putting these games on truetv is like putting an NFL expansion team in Kokomo....no offense to Kokomo

TVandDinners Carrie Raisler 
Found truTV. Who knew I had this channel? Sports are educational. #MarchMadness

EricStangel Eric Stangel 
Wait, the NCAA Tournament is on truTV? It BETTER not preempt a single episode of Conspiracy Theory w/ Jesse Ventura!

ApocalypseHow Rob Kutner 
Netflix has gotten into original TV programming. OK geniuses: YOU tell me how to fit my 54" plasma into that return envelope.

JustinFowler Justin Fowler 
@weinmanj "It's not TV. It's just something you can watch on your TV."

weinmanj Jaime Weinman 
@JustinFowler "It's not TV, it's like a David Fincher movie if David Fincher only directed 1/26th of it."

JustinFowler Justin Fowler 
@weinmanj "It's not TV-pretending-not-to-be-TV. It's Netflix."

weinmanj Jaime Weinman 
Netflix to become the new HBO by ordering an original (well, remake) TV series guaranteed to be taken seriously http://dlvr.it/KN21Y

aspaul A.S. Paul 
You know how in shampoo commercials a woman takes down her hair and it looks luxurious and sexy? That never happens in real life.

iamwesley Wesley Ambrecht 
I met someone with a Nielsen box today, and I'd have to liken the experience to finding a unicorn in your backyard.

JBomb11 Jenna Mullins 
Staying up until the wee hours burning through #NurseJackie season 3 has caught up with me. Why don't we have an on-call room to nap in?

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Writing up my own original song for tonight's #Glee in honor of the ep, but having trouble finding a rhyme for "ridonkulous".

ninabeth Nina Huntemann 
On bus to NH, driver says, "Per federal regulation, please keep your various body parts out of the aisle." He's looking at you, Dexter.

BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz 
Shows like "The Bachelor" are not the place to meet your soulmate. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the Internet.

elibraden Eli Braden 
My favorite zombie movie is any film starring Katie Holmes

JustinFowler Justin Fowler 
Everybody, FlashForward is on Netflix Instant. Relive the crushingly dull disappointment today!

bazecraze Alex Baze 
I'm only watching daytime TV because all the paint in my apartment is already dry.

fymaxwell Max Dawson 
The only aspects of TV I'm really excited about right now either involve Karl Pilkington or broken cathode-ray tubes.

ShawnRyanTV Shawn Ryan 
Glad you finally took my advice. RT @sutterink: 401 begins with a musical montage sung by the kardashian sisters.
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