"A bunch of stuff happens, a bird dies, and Sue punches the lieutenant governor's wife in the face." #abandoningmygleespecscript
"Duh, winning!" is the perfect summary of America's self-perception/achievement gap.
Human by-products of America's abysmal school system. RT @KhloeKardashian: Kourt & Kim take NY airs in 10 min. East Coast!! Who's watching??
We have a channel called Discovery Shed. It is the best channel EVER. Now watching "Wood Works". A man is making things. I do not know or care what the man is making. It is made of wood, and that's all that matters. Used to watch Norm on the New Yankee Workshop for hours. It's very soothing, watching a bearded man make furniture.
I think #Glee forgot the characters in the regionals audience aren't actually members of the #Glee audience. Like, there's no way ANYONE IN THE FICTIONAL AUDIENCE would understand what the hell that Slushie thing was supposed to be about.
WHERE IS VOCAL ADRENALINE? THE PEOPLE DEMAND SUNSHINE CORAZON AND CHEYENNE JACKSON. #glee
@tvoti School of Rock looks like season 4 of The Wire compared to Glee.
It is very sad that the "Let's write a song!" scene in #Glee is less convincing than the one in School Of Rock.
Marlee Matlin is awesome on #TrumpRoast: "Like The Situation, I, too, have never heard the sound of laughter"
Scrubs' appearance on Netflix Instant is going to be the DEATH of me.
Someone just won a challenge on #TheBiggestLoser by making a meal with 170 calories. I wonder what they suggest you eat for your 2nd dinner?
I think Rev. Horton Heat should cover "Big Ass Heart" #Glee
Kinda feel like England isn't working hard enough to let us know they're sorry about Russell Brand :(
@LisaLampanelli on #trumproast: The Situation's book page on Amazon said "customers who bought this book also bought rope and a stool"
Comedy Central's roast of Donald Trump is awesome. Brutal, horribly offensive humor plus reality TV? Win! #TrumpRoast
And some point, this became a roast about The Situation rather than Donald Trump. Fine by me. #TrumpRoast
Audience member says she has one question and does a huge, "Pop Pop!" Audience goes crazy cheering. #community #PaleyFest
Why is Quinn crying when talking about winning Finn from Rachel? Because she loooooooves Rachel, me thinks. #GaySharks #Glee
I can't even do this panel justice in 140-character tweets. #Community #PaleyFest
Joel knew he was working on the best TV show ever when a monkey hand came up and grabbed a pen. #Community #PaleyFest
You go from Blaine and Kurt's heartfelt moment to Mercedes singing about Tots? This. Fucking. Show. #glee
Following @paulwesley is probably not good for KW's mental health. I can't even lie and say it's for research. no, no...obsession.
I'm old enough to remember when you didn't have to watch a news program from another country in order to know what's going on in the world.
Wow, The Situation really did bomb at the Trump Roast. Best parts were the reaction shots of the crowd slowly dying of anguish.
I'm really proud of what we've done with S2. If we get a S3, it will be boriiiiiiing. - Dan Harmon #nbccommunity #paleyfest
Well, that was certainly a situation. An awkward, incredibly unfunny situation that took years off my life. #TrumpRoast
Dan Harmon thinks all the #Community viewers are here @paleyfest tonight. The entire viewing audience.
Favorite Line from Tonight's GLEE (2x16) - Blaine: “…from what Kurt has told me about Nude Erections (New...http://tumblr.com/xwn1scw3hr
Chevy says the show is capable of anything - "we can do a Glee episode." #Community #PaleyFest
On second listen, it's confirmed that "Candles" is the worst #Glee song that didn't involve rapping.
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thesurfreport Surf Report Di
Danny wasn't worried about the depressing stuff in the claymation episode because "it was in clay." #Community #PaleyFest
danielletbd Danielle Turchiano
"I'm a very awkward person and I don't have a lot of grace. They say dance and people laugh." - @GillianJacobs #nbcCommunity#PaleyFest
EricIGN Eric Goldman
According to @joelmchale, @kenjeong says "Cancer dead babies" repeatedly if trying to stop laughing while working. #Community#PaleyFest
gmmrtv Kath Skerry (GMMR)
'The writers tell me when to 'Chang' it up' - Ken on Chang.#nbccommunity #PaleyFest
corybarker Cory Barker
I think tonight's V literally made me sick.
Aseroff Andrew Seroff
I can't believe talentless The Situation is sitting next to the legendary Snoop Dogg. More surprising is I'm still watching this. #trumproast
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
I will give truTV this: basketball looks like absolute crap on it, even in HD. #MarchMadness
katbat67 Kathleen Battles
Is annoyed that Kurt gets his adorable crush, while Santana gets crushed. Glee pisses me off some weeks.
aboleyn aboleyn
I should turn off this episode of #TheGoodWife and go to bed, but it has Owen in it. #televisionmoreimportantthensleep
mznewman Michael Newman
Puck's numbers are always great. One of the few reliable things about #glee
sween Jason Sweeney
Disney should do a movie about a princess that talks to woodland creatures and they convince her to go to grad school.
JustinFowler Justin Fowler
I know this is far from a groundbreaking insight, but V is painfully stupid. *Painfully.*
JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
Am I wrong or do these "Get what I want" State Farm commercials pretty blatantly encourage insurance fraud.
stamos Annie Stamell
The rumor about Mariah Carey I hate the most is that she has people on staff who bring her puppies and kittens whenever she wants. NOT FAIR.
pourmecoffee pourmecoffee
They better get this second game started. truTV only rented this set until midnight.
princesscowboy Amanda Ann Klein
TEEN MOM 2 is tearing my insides out.
EricStangel Eric Stangel
Fact: Arkansas-Little Rock has never won an NCAA Tournament game on truTV...
RowanKaiser Rowan Kaiser
Spaced's "Gone": The best sitcom episode ever, the best TV episode ever, or the best anything ever? You decide!
soph41190 Sophie Petzal
Watching Battlestar Galactica on mute. Lots of kissing. Think one guy said to a girl 'I like your vag'. Actually I'm pretty sure he didn't.
capricecrane caprice crane
A lot of people make fun of the stuff Glenn Beck says. But don't forget he also has a really stupid face.
corybarker Cory Barker
@jmittell And I would probably like V better if people randomly sang and/or got smacked around by Jane Lynch.
jmittell Jason Mittell
@corybarker It would actually make sense if #Glee were created by aliens bent on taking over Earth
corybarker Cory Barker
The transition between Glee and V isn't as weird as it should be.
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
"What a weird episode," she says, after every episode of #Glee.
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
This song could come right out of High School Musical 4: Zac Efron Makes Too Much Money To Be In This One. #Glee
corybarker Cory Barker
Listen, I really like Darren Criss, but he needs to stop with the facial expressions.
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
Too many things. TOO MANY THINGS. #Glee
TVMcGee Ryan McGee
At this point, I'm waiting for a scene in which Quinn talks to herself like Gollum. #Glee #headspinning
corybarker Cory Barker
Things learned from #Glee: Writing songs? Not that hard.
iamwesley Wesley Ambrecht
I see what you're doing #glee. By subjecting us to a slew of awful original songs, you think we'll fall for the songs they sing at regionals
TVMcGee Ryan McGee
Damn you, #Glee. Every once in a while you demonstrate the show you could/should be.
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
OK. Awww. That was not terrible. #Glee
SableJedi Cameron White
A hundred million Glee fans just exploded with happiness.
TVMcGee Ryan McGee
Fact: in Massachusetts, "The Warblers" are known as "The Wobblahs." #Glee
RealTonyStark Tony Stark
Also isn't the point of #Glee is that it's karaoke with sexy people? Isn't them singing new songs like a REM cover band doing originals?
RealTonyStark Tony Stark
Twitter becomes almost unusable on Tuesday nights as it's taken over by musical theater nerds swooning over #Glee.
aboleyn aboleyn
I really wish Flight of the Conchords would write the original song for #Glee.
TVMcGee Ryan McGee
Quinn is currently speaking more words than she has for the entire season. What on earth is happening? #Glee
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
If any of the Warblers showed actual misery Blaine would zap them with a cattle prod or something. They're creepy, is what I'm saying. #Glee
BrentPiaskoski Brent Piaskoski
Just so you know, if you live tweet "The Bachelor" you do not get to tell me "Citizen Kane" is a bad movie.
aboleyn aboleyn
Made homemade mac & cheese for dinner. Husband informed me he'd rather have Kraft. Next time he kisses me, "i'd rather have Kyle Chandler."
maskedscheduler masked scheduler
Expanding the NCAA Tournament and then putting these games on truetv is like putting an NFL expansion team in Kokomo....no offense to Kokomo
TVandDinners Carrie Raisler
Found truTV. Who knew I had this channel? Sports are educational. #MarchMadness
EricStangel Eric Stangel
Wait, the NCAA Tournament is on truTV? It BETTER not preempt a single episode of Conspiracy Theory w/ Jesse Ventura!
ApocalypseHow Rob Kutner
Netflix has gotten into original TV programming. OK geniuses: YOU tell me how to fit my 54" plasma into that return envelope.
JustinFowler Justin Fowler
@weinmanj "It's not TV. It's just something you can watch on your TV."
weinmanj Jaime Weinman
@JustinFowler "It's not TV, it's like a David Fincher movie if David Fincher only directed 1/26th of it."
JustinFowler Justin Fowler
@weinmanj "It's not TV-pretending-not-to-be-TV. It's Netflix."
weinmanj Jaime Weinman
Netflix to become the new HBO by ordering an original (well, remake) TV series guaranteed to be taken seriously http://dlvr.it/KN21Y
aspaul A.S. Paul
You know how in shampoo commercials a woman takes down her hair and it looks luxurious and sexy? That never happens in real life.
iamwesley Wesley Ambrecht
I met someone with a Nielsen box today, and I'd have to liken the experience to finding a unicorn in your backyard.
JBomb11 Jenna Mullins
Staying up until the wee hours burning through #NurseJackie season 3 has caught up with me. Why don't we have an on-call room to nap in?
TVMcGee Ryan McGee
Writing up my own original song for tonight's #Glee in honor of the ep, but having trouble finding a rhyme for "ridonkulous".
ninabeth Nina Huntemann
On bus to NH, driver says, "Per federal regulation, please keep your various body parts out of the aisle." He's looking at you, Dexter.
BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz
Shows like "The Bachelor" are not the place to meet your soulmate. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the Internet.
elibraden Eli Braden
My favorite zombie movie is any film starring Katie Holmes
JustinFowler Justin Fowler
Everybody, FlashForward is on Netflix Instant. Relive the crushingly dull disappointment today!
bazecraze Alex Baze
I'm only watching daytime TV because all the paint in my apartment is already dry.
fymaxwell Max Dawson
The only aspects of TV I'm really excited about right now either involve Karl Pilkington or broken cathode-ray tubes.
ShawnRyanTV Shawn Ryan
Glad you finally took my advice. RT @sutterink: 401 begins with a musical montage sung by the kardashian sisters.
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