I liked the original British "Episodes" better.
Developing story: Bill O'Reilly outraged.
I am going to watch every Doctor Who episode ever made. I will see you all in ten years.
Every week I watch The Good Wife and I think, "Damn. How is this on CBS?"
At this point, based on clips released so far, I have to ask: is Portland as god awfully annoying as is #portlandia's humor about it? (And I won't even mention the latest #portlandia clip ending with pedestrians being hit by cars. Oh, wait. I did.) And I don't mean I find #portlandia's humor annoying because it's poking Portland. I find its approach to humor inherently grating. Because I'm not really sure the point of comedy is to make me want to punch the comedians in the face with a brick. I miss the days when sketch comedy knew what was three-minute bit and what was just a 30-second, or even 5-second, bit.
Much like Nixon, Damon Lindelof is really thriving as an elder statesman.
I'm fairly convinced Dick Wolf fired all these people from #LOLA just to remind us that #LOLA still exists.
In my estimation, less Skeet Ulrich is always a recipe for improvement. http://j.mp/gFkMU3 (via @televisionary)
Seriously, how the hell did Adebisi get that stocking cap to stay on the back his head?
One hour to go before No Ordinary Family. That means it must be whiskey o'clock. … Wow. So far all four of the plots on No Ordinary Family are dumb. That's...probably a bad sign.
And now a story about man who held a group of children hostage. *Serious face.* #localnewslivetweeting
Me unfollowing my wife because she was tweeting too much about The Bachelor, will be the funniest thing I ever do. #sadbuttrue
Man, this episode of #Parenthood is deep. I'm going to be up all night wondering what my shoes are thinking.
Press stills from the next to last FNL make me want to cry. This is not going to be good.
The answer to "Where is the remote?" is ALWAYS "Under the cat." Always. Without fail.
just realized I'd never heard the theme song to Two and Half Men before...that might be the most awful sound I've ever heard
Just watched an SNL skit. Just like last time I tried one a few years ago, I regretted it
You guys, this case is for all the Tostitos. And Cary is hungry.#TheGoodWife … Problem with using the Tostitos joke: Makes me hungry for Tostitos. Touche, Frito Lay. Touche.
Justin Bieber to reprise role on "CSI" in February. Me to reprise the tweets I had about it in February.
There is a version of myself that would watch Off The Map weekly. It's not a very big version, but it's there.
Ugh, NBC's new show "The Cape" is shoved so far up Batman's ass you'd think it was Superman.
Finally watching THE CAPE. I do like how every scene so far plays it belongs in a "PREVIOUSLY ON" montage. ... I really hope this show lasts long enough for us to get the inevitable musical episode. #TheCape
Sample conversation starter on Twitter: "Isn't Glee TERRIBLE?" Sample conversation starter at TCA: "Isn't Glee GREAT?"
Sure, I could GET a Glee football, but whatever would I DO with a Glee football? #tca
Finally, a big laugh in the "Breaking In" panel as the cast explains uses for clean urine. Yes.
Christian Slater is sure having fun with this session. Glad someone is. #tca
How many times must Christian Slater greet this room to tepid applause before he gives up on TV altogether? #TCA
If a show is judged by how much critics at #tca like an exec producer, Fox's Traffic Light would be DOA. He talks alot and the room is dead.
"Core value" and "denouement" used by showrunner in Fox's "Traffic Light" comedy panel. This show is so doomed. #TCA
"Fun and comedy is the core value of the show." - Hemingson says. Good when comedy is a core value of a comedy.
ABC says it wants to put the Incredible Hulk on TV. Without revealing too much: Best. Season of 'The Bachelor.' Ever.
Bob Fisher thinks he's being long-winded while talking to the #TCA. Apparently he hasn't heard of Oprah-gate.
We've spent 1st 5 minutes of "Traffic Light" panel discussing the cast's height. Not a good omen - and I'm usually obsessed with height.
"Traffic Light" is one of my 3 favorite new shows about young white couples with 1 minority friend.
Nobody has yet asked Jason O'Mara if he's fully recovered from his outer space gene hunt. GENE HUNT.
How involved is Steven Spielberg? "He's very involved! ... We wait for his feedback on all aspects of the show." I'M SKEPTICAL. #tca
On one hand, the "Terra Nova" team is raving about their research. On the other, they're discussing making up dinosaurs.
In Terra Nova, the Earth has died, so they're sending people up to fuck up the planet even earlier than we did in this timeline. #tca
Just saw short sneak peek of #TerraNova (Fox, 5/23). Looks like a mixture of JurassicPark, Avatar & SwissFamilyRobinson. No blue people tho.
Just saw the Terra Nova clips. OK, I'm in.
The "Raising Hope" baby wasn't at breakfast this morning. I'll try to interview her at the party tonight.
"Wait until I knock back a few tonight and then we'll get into it." Reilly when asked to name his "stupid" network competitors.
"Are they stupid? Some of them are." - Reilly on producers/networks trying to knock off his shows.
FOX at #TCA: "[They'll] just make GLEE look that much better," Reilly says about the various knockoffs in development at the competition.
"I don't believe for a second all the great shows are on cable," sez Reilly. OK! (Pssst ... they are!) #tca
Rice: "You say your reviews are meaningless. They're really not." Awww... we love you too, Peter.
My next question: "If Lone Star had been an animated series about dogs, but you had aired it after Bones, would it still be alive?" #tca
Another #LoneStar question. I think at this point there have been more questions about it than viewers who watched.
Look, I liked Lone Star too, but I don't know why we're still talking about it. Let's ask about Arrested Development next. #tca
Can we let this die now? "The truth is it failed. It failed to meet expectations we had." #Lonestar #FOX #TCA
Fox exec Kevin Reilly jokingly tries to spin the flat fall: Things looked good among women 12-14 who enjoy musicals, he pointed out. #Glee
Query: If talking about love is like dancing about architecture, what is reading about "American Idol"? Just to clarify: Previous tweet NOT directed at TCA. Directed at book about American Idol I was just reading. Seriously! Promise!
JLo gives a disapproving look when she learns that FOX has supplied us all with dishes of candy.
Btw, this room is packed. ABC, this is how it gets done.
New Idol judge Steven Tyler just talked about his pet raccoon. In unrelated news, what is the point of existence? #TCA #Fox
OK, I'm now sold on wacky Steven Tyler as an Idol judge: "I'm from the Bronx. Yonkers is where I got my pet raccoon." #tca
"What kind of outfits are we going to see from you?" someone asks J Lo. Hopefully they won't be as shitty as this question.
When this session is over, I'm going to turn on my iPod and let real music cleanse my ears, brain and soul.
Wait a minute--Stephen Tyler's meds just kicked in. If they can keep this guy away from rehab we might still have a show #TCA
Will the winner be a boy or a girl? Steven jokes a crossdresser. Randy adds "Sponsored by Ryan." Seacrest rolls his eyes. #FOX#TCA
He did indeed. Now I'm gonna watch! RT @tvoti: I think Steven Tyler said he gets to sit "between" Jennifer Lopez. Awesome. #tca
Steven Tyler watched J Lo in The Back-Up Plan and thought, "I want to sit next to that" because of her "vulnerable side." He wasn't kidding.
Steven Tyler explaining he wanted to work w/JLo b/c of how great she was in "The Back-Up Plan." Seriously. This was said.
Ryan Seacrest just said "placenta" three times in a row. I'm afraid of what will appear in the sky now.
When someone asked Seacrest why he still looks so young, he said "placenta." When people looked puzzled, he said "placenta." OK then.
Idol is dead. There was more energy and tension at the Men of a Certain Age panel #TCA
Zzzzzz. Simon used to tell the truth at these TCA things (and on the show), not say stuff like "we're going to take it up a notch" #TCA
Randy Jackson attempts a joke calling the TCA the TSA. It does not go over well. For the record, I don't want to stripsearch him. #FOX#TCA
A more "assertive dog" is coming this year says Randy. "A little less yo's, a little more no's." I just threw up in my mouth.
When asked if there would have to be a 5-second delay for Steven Tyler, Tyler responds, "Fuck no." #tca
Idol hair update: Steven Tyler, J Lo's hair considerably different today, making it easier to tell them apart.
Randy Jackson, JLo, Steven Tyler & Seacrest will be sitting together on stage. I'm legitimately concerned about what's about to happen.#TCA
This is the first day of TCA Internet complaints since Day One. Have we forgotten the coalminers? #blacklung
The hotness of Jennifer Beals is brought up by someone asking a question. All agree with the hotness. #ItsTrue #TCA #ChicagoCode
Shawn Ryan whips out an Alexis de Tocqueville reference, which is probably why we like him.
"We couldn't use 'jag-off' and we couldn't use 'asshole,' but we could use 'jag-hole." -@shawnryantv on broadcast language standards.
Right now, @sepinwall and @HitFixDaniel are energetically dueting to "Better Man." They're either in love or trying out for Idol. #fox #tca
Singing along to Eddie Vedder and eating pigs-in-a-blanket? It's gotta be a FOX TCA day...
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