I want an "Oprah 18:15" t-shirt. RT @sepinwall: Confirmed: the#oprahfilibuster lasted 18 minutes and 15 seconds.
If ever there was a time to drink, that time is now. The drinking lamp is lit!
Getting an exact duration for the Oprah filibuster is taking an appropriately long amount of time.
Also @Oprah announced the one thing she can't get someone to do is go to the gynecologist for her. I bet half the audience would volunteer.
Oprah just allowed another question. I just used my Oprah pen to stab myself in the ear.
Bonus time! Oprah just invited an extra question!#somebodytellmykidswhatIlookedlike
I think she's choking me like Darth Vader right now. I need air, OWN people! Crank up the air conditioning!
well this has taken a turn for the awkward. oprah is now talking at a gyno appt. #truestory
Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.
Oprah just made a reference to a gynecologist appointment. Yes. Yes she did. Yes. Yes. She did. #broken
PS after being at this panel I now understand why Piers Morgan's 45 min interview with @Oprah turned into a 2 hour marathon. #TCA#CTAM
Those discussing how long Oprah is taking to answer a question during #tca apparently have never seen An Evening with @ThatKevinSmith.
Oprah says "gynie," not "gyno." #Ladies
"Everyday I speak to my own focus group of 700 people." Oh, I bet they love that.
If I could, I would mass-RT every critic during Oprah's panel promoting OWN. Adult class clowns vs world's richest "teacher." Everyone wins.
Discovery ID just announced new mystery show -- figuring out what question Oprah was just asked.
I feel like Oprah is looking at me. I'm looking down so that I'm not struck down. And she said unto us, "Look away." What am I even typing?
I'm not there, obviously, but it sounds like Oprah just performed Lucky's speech from "Waiting for Godot" at the #TCAs.
Oprah and I are in the dorm room, and it's 3 a.m., and this is all pretty deep, man. #tca
Don't ask me how, but Oprah has been on the dais longer than OWN has been on TV. #oprahfacts
"That's where I am. Loving the recognition of who I am...." Oh, that's it. Where's the bong?
Oprah is talking about how "self-awareness" and how that doesn't mean she's in love with herself. Self-aware... like Skynet. #TCA
Oprah just alluded to a story she won't be telling us. I am confused.
"There's where I am. Loving the recognition of who I am." -Oprah. Figure that one out, kids. #oprah
That's what the money is for! RT @incogneetus69: Can you just walk out? You are a man, she doesnt control you
First Stedman reference! It came at the 7 hour 46 minute mark.
Can someone give me an official time for Oprah's monologue at#TCA? I need to know what I'm looking to beat next Tuesday.
"I am not in love with myself." #realOprahquote
Wait. Did Oprah just give us a "THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY'S FOR!"?
Christina Norman: "Last question." Oprah: "I don't want to go."#hotelcalifornia
"The only true purpose of money...is to serve a route to love." Whuck? Oh, last question. "I don't want to go," Oprah says.
"Fame is not my impression of myself. It's other people's..." Oprah just blew my mind.
Tip: If you're ever with Oprah and she starts talking, pauses, then says, "long story..." - just shoot yourself in the eye.
"Purpose in celebrity is completely lost for me." - @Oprah. Yeah, we'd guess that's right. #OWN #TCA #CTAM
Uh-oh. I think she's got a second filibuster in her. #oprahlikestotalk
I feel like I'm at a college commencement address. This is so much better than Jay Roach's speech at USC 2005! @Oprah #OWN#TCA #CTAM
"The way you feel about words is the way I feel about being able to inspire people." #realoprahquote
Sharing ideas with the world is why she was born, Oprah said. Whuck?
Oprah just asked reporter to introduce herself. Reporter notes "We've actually met before." Awk-ward. Oprah: "I. Do. Not. remember."
Oprah has started asking the names of critics. If she disapproves, we must change our names. #oprahfacts
I'm not going to lie, I'm a little scared. RT @damianlovestv: I am not in a room with Oprah right now, yet still feel completely empowered.
@sepinwall @dloehr @BastardMachine Oprah's idolizing audiences have not prepared her for sarcastic golf claps.
I will give any critic $100 tonight at the party if they ask Oprah about her dreams again.
Tomorrow's headline tonight: "And then lasers came from her eyes, smoting the clappers at #TCA. All praise Mother Oprah!"
"I wish i had brought something. something" -Oprah, again, on not bringing reporters cars. yes Oprah, you and me both.
"I have felt the same as every person in this room." You mean vicious and sassy and drained?
My clapping couldn't have been more blatantly sarcastic. RT @BastardMachine: And DONE. Critics clapped. Sarcasm missed. No sarcasm at OWN.
I wish I could take a photo. Not of @Oprah but of the ridiculous amounts of people standing in on this session. #TCA
Will get you an exact time for the Oprah filibuster when this is all done.
Our long national nightmare is over.
.@Oprah has just been diatribing for the past 20 mins or so.#OWN's Christina Norman should be wrapping her up but I think she's scared to.
The Giants should hire Oprah as offensive coordinator. With her in charge, they could have run out the clock and beaten the Eagles!
@HitFixDaniel If you look under your seats, you'll find printed transcripts and a cd with the answers Oprah just gave.
Ron Swanson could have carved another whiskey harp during the Oprah filibuster
Wife suggests over IM that if I take off my shirt, Oprah will stop talking. I'm gonna need at least $250. #tca
Fellow critics tweets killing me. Oprah is sooooo gonna keep us out of her party tonight. Heathens! Btw, SHE'S STILL TALKING.
TCA court reporter transcribing Oprah just exploded
"I will now read you a list of people who have watched OWN since Sunday. Aaron Aaronson..." #fakeoprahquotes
"And, in conclusion, my commute today took 45 minutes. Thanks for asking." #fakeoprahquotes
Oh, I get it. Oprah's interviewing herself. #tca
I'm laughing at all these tweets. And I can feel the death stares. I am not "bringing my best self." AND SHE'S STILL TALKING.
I can't remember what question Oprah Winfrey was asked, but the answer is going on fifteen minnutes.
Starting in 2012, OWN will go commercial free, with Oprah talking 24 hours a day. #oprahfacts
Mistake we made here: Not asking to be Oprah's guests. Sometimes they get to talk. #tca
My laptop battery has recharged itself by 70% during the Oprah filibuster.
Oh, for the love of God, YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN NETWORK. Let us ask a question!
You can watch OWN all day, Oprah says, and "there isn't going to be one thing that causes you not to sleep at night." So it's a sleep aid?
We now know the truth: Without commercial breaks, #Oprah would never stop talking. Has she taken a breath? #hostagesituation
Four newspapers folded since Oprah started talking
"Everything in the world is about energy" - Guys, I think Oprah is about to talk about the Force! #TCA
BastardMachine Tim Goodman
She's the Energizer Bunny of aspirational gratefulness and stuff like that. She's a unicorn of positivity. And SHE'S STILL TALKING.
She's the Energizer Bunny of aspirational gratefulness and stuff like that. She's a unicorn of positivity. And SHE'S STILL TALKING.
@Zap2itRick @calibadger You might want to have food delivered to the office. I'm setting the over at another hour, minimum.
Day 2 of the inspirational Oprah filibuster: Anyone planning to order pizza? #tca
Who knows anymore? Something about dreams? Filibuster's been going on a while. RT @AmyKNelson: the question?
will someone ask oprah is it's ok for me to go home? #tca
Oprah's been talking so long Jerry's Kids are getting a cut
Still going. This bill will not get passed!
Oprah's story has gone from touching to insanely long. Did she rehearse a one-woman show before coming here? #TCA
I am not in a room with Oprah right now, yet still feel completely empowered.
Oprah just set a TCA record, is in fact still setting it, for longest answer to single question. About dreams, or something.
I find it hard to understand wtf #Oprah is talking about at this press conference. Can someone ask her about "The Secret" or something? #TCA
Reporter asks Oprah a question she says she's never been asked before. She pauses a moment, then begins 10-minutes-and-counting monologue.
Someone's phone just rang while Oprah was talking. Oprah's people killed that person. True story.
WHO'S PHONE WOULD DARE RING DURING OPRAH??? Remember Debra Wilson's Madtv sketch? Just me? Oh... #OWN#TCA #CTAM
We're not realy talking about cable television so much anymore.
From what I can tell, Oprah has talked for 20 minutes straight about why we aren't getting cars. So wise... #oprah
Oprah sure likes to talk
You guys, I'm feeling a really strong connection to Oprah right now. We're kinda best friends. #tca
Ooops, I just laughed at a tweet and Oprah was looking. I am so dead now.
"I see myself as a messenger for a message that is greater than myself. And the message is, you can, you can, you can." Can I leave?
Oprah mentions "The Color Purple," and suddenly her outfit takes on more meaning for me.
Oprah appreciates good criticism. She probably won't enjoy it when I review her show in a couple of weeks. #tca
Oprah... here... brain... melting. http://yfrog.com/gyq63bj
Oprah's telling us her definition of spirituality. I can't tell you. I didn't get a car, so I'm keeping that secret. #tca
Oprah says we're not getting cars. OK, how about a Starbucks gift certificate?
Oprah watches commercials on OWN and says things like "Thank you Chevrolet! Thanks Nissan!" #OWN #tca
"Sorry i didn't think of it." -Oprah on *forgetting* to shower us w/ new cars.
Oprah puts the "Ow" in OWN. Today's OWN press conferences puts the Zzz in TCA
Oprah takes the stage,.. finally.
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