The Oscars make people do funny things. Like find E! on their cable line-up.
I have never watched E! news coverage before. It is pretty tE!rriblE!
Can E! lower the bar on intelligent coverage of the industry any more? They're making a really solid effort!
Wait, Monique shaved her legs for this?
"Academy Award-winner Mo'Nique" is still an odd phrase after all my years covering UPN.
E! makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.
Now perky E! reporter explained that "bambino" means baby. That says all you need to know about E!'s expectations for its audience.
All of you shut up! I can't hear all of Ben Lyons' remarkable insights!
Ben Lyons just thanked his mom for getting him a scarf, then said a buncha bullshit about Black Swan.
Perky E! reporter just said "deets." THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING, E!.
E!'s Catt Sadler sounds like she'd rather be in bed.
Pessimist Oprah has a half-not sister.
Sometimes I have the overwhelming urge to hug my TV. (Also Chapter 7 of my autobiography 'Some of My Thoughts About Me')
BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. : http://foodnetworkhumor.com/
Imagine Oprah's producers faces when she told them about the sister? The must have kissed the floor and started writing their Emmy speech.
Will two beers be enough for The Cape?
I love that almost anytime I mention #NCIS, I immediately get an @ reply from a bot tweeting one of "Gibbs' Rules."
If you want to know how to look BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL while romancing a woman, watch Brad. "I like you. No doubt about it." #bachelor
Being Human US, please take that sensitive, turgid E minor chord and shove it up your ghost ass. Vampire Diaries is less fey.
Of course I would skip tonight's Cape, since it's apparently kind of good? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
So...I kind of like that episode of #TheCape...Perhaps I'm becoming used to its muddled mediocrity?
Difference between Shonda Rhimes and David E. Kelley. Shonda can write heart-felt stories without making us choke on cheese. David can't
I'd like to officially apologize for the dearth of Abba-related Chess jokes tonight. Again, I have failed you. And... THE CAPE.
So, here's the thing--chess is only threatening when you're being beaten up for playing it. It's not a scary super-villain name. THE CAPE
If Wild Wild West, Unstoppable & Batman Forever had a meth-induced three-way, their kid would be this episode of #TheCape.
Dear NBC: I'm not watching HARRY'S LAW, no matter how many times Kathy Bates waves that gun at me.
And then Oprah said "Everybody look under your chairs!" And the audience did, and found that each of them had been given a sibling!
Remember when Elena was a cheerleader and Stefan played football? ...Yeah, that was terrible. #TheVampireDiaries
YAY! MORE RICHARD SCHIFF! #TheCape
I've decided to believe that Chuck is actually two completely separate half-hour shows NBC edited together for no reason.
Somewhere, beneath the Earth, Katims seethes.
Chuck may be using The National, but at least they have the decency to use a National song Katims hasn't gotten to first.
The Cape is mixing metaphors with gleeful abandon right now. Lasagna, chess, diabetes, finance, public schooling, John Wilkes Booth...
This is an epiphany most shows have around, say, their second episode.
#Chuck's core problem, in a nutshell: It took them four seasons to realize they might want to write a Big Bad with personality.
I also wish in one episode, Chuck would flash on gift wrapping and/or vegetable preparation.
"From American Beauty to The Cape: The Mena Suvari Story."#worstsellerslist
First, Oprah goes to Australia. Now she’s got a half sister. This is all morphing into an episode of LOST.
CBS picks up a pilot called The Doctor. People, YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE.
The Situation is selling his own line of dry-cleaning bags. Meanwhile, Snooki is selling her own line of stains.
Imagine a miniseries in the U.S. where after nearly 7 hours, no character or story is resolved? Then again, there's 6 seasons of Lost.
Downton Abbey was by far one of the best series I've watched in years, but the ending was disappointing. Luckily, they are making 2nd season
Haha RT @stopthistrain28 well, this happened today.http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfi9koYqVR1qa52yno1_500.png
Enough of this Grilled Cheesus nonsense. When you see my face on a sandwich that means it’s my lunch, leave it alone
The real Oprah retired to Barbados in 1992. She's like the Dread Pirate Roberts. #otherOprahsecrets
In my youth, Californication was a damn good Chili Peppers song, not a TV show. #crankycollegestudent
Oprah is a Cylon. #otherOprahsecrets
Oprah owns the lost continent of Atlantis #otherOprahsecrets
For about two seconds, the wiki page for "kettle corn" said "It is a fun time snack." #Community #lolz
Because the Internet wants this to be the most fruitless day ever, I just discovered "Confessions: Animal Hoarders."
Secrets Oprah's still holding back: Her evil twin with amnesia, repeated alien abductions, heartbreak of psoriasis.
Jeff Zucker is talking about future plans. I'll bet "running another network into the ground" isn't on there.
Barely suppressing panic: Matthew Weiner says he hasn't starting writing season 5 of #MadMen yet. http://bit.ly/eJ7wfa
My sister is half-Oprah!
Reaction when one reads the FCC's byzantine conditions on NBC-Comcast: "Christ, how could they think this was better than just nixing it?"
No comments:
Post a Comment