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Is he talking about #Lost now? RT @BarackObama: Get rid of the loopholes. #SOTU
"I missed Glee for THIS!" #WhatBidenIsThinking #SOTU
Okay news people, start making me feel bad about America again.
Go to bed, America, your government is at work. Nothing to panic about. What's Snooki up to? SportsCenter's on. So's Coco, Jon and Colbert.
I refuse to watch CNN coverage with fewer than 24 pundits on set at any given time. #inadequate
Michele Bachmann is using the teleprompter like Christopher Walken uses the cue cards on "SNL." #justabitoutside
Like the Olsen Twins used to do on Full House, Michele Bachmann appears to be staring right at her trainer #SOTU
I see it's not just me. I thought @MicheleBachmann was speaking to my cat on the couch over there.
In Bachmann's defense, if you look into the red light of the camera, it will steal your soul.
What are you looking at, Michele Bachmann? Is there someone behind me???
CNN sure is giving @PiersMorgan a lot of time tonight. Eliot Spitzer's probably vandalizing Morgan's office right about now.
Sorry I stopped tweeting #SOTU. I was too busy making you something awesome: Pictures of various sleepy politicos http://bit.ly/fJAIA2
Why is Jeff Probst delivering a monologue of republican talking points on all my channels?
To others watching in HD: are Paul Ryan's eyes as bloodshot on your TV as they are on mine? (To others watching in SD: why?)
Instead of the people who are always on, the networks should have smart people who are never on reacting to the speech.
They really should have cast somebody else to play Paul Ryan. #sotu
Paul Ryan calling for a Rally To Repeal Sanity.
Paul Ryan's uncanny resemblance to Gabe from The Office is FREAKING ME OUT.
Just watched the #sotu while running on a treadmill equipped with an HD TV. Just like our forefathers imagined.
Guessing I can't catch the Republican rebuttal on BET? #SOTU
No fair, cable news. If you make me choose between Piers Morgan or Chris Matthews, I'm gonna go w/a stick in my eye every time.
"Let's bring in Piers Morgan," says Wolf Blitzer, before running head first into the wall of TVs behind him. #cnn #sotu
Sadness. No Keith on the MSNBC panel. It's like when Ginger left the Spice Girls.
A better end: Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
OVER AT LAST: Two more hours of that kind of boredom and you've got a Super Bowl. #SOTU
John Kerry and John McCain sitting together look like the two old guys in box seats on "The Muppets."
And by democratic vote, we have now switched to Tosh.0. #ChangeWeCanBelieveIn
Kudos to guest WH speechwriter Jackie Mason for that smoked salmon joke. He's still got it!
"If you think the salmon is difficult, try the veal!" -- Obama Youngman. #sotu
When the network needs to jack up the gain on the mics to register a titter, you know your smoked salmon joke fell flat. #SOTU
WHOA WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL TO COMEDY CENTRAL? #sotu #cruisecontrolforcool
This speech is so long, Keith #Olbermann could have left three networks by now. Zing. #SOTU
New fave sitcom "biden & boehner." #sotu
Aren't Rob and Russell taking Survivor jobs away from real people? Where's the #sotu outrage?
I didn't appreciate Obama's cheap shot at Charlie Sheen and "The tourist" #SOTU
People not standing up are huge Matthew Bomer fans. Really want to get home for White Collar.
Biden keeps fiddling in his seat, looking at program, trying to figure out how much longer till he can go home and watch Biggest Loser. #SOTU
i wonder how many of these people Ryan Murphy will rope into a guest spot on #Glee at the #SOTU afterparty
John McCain needs to talk to Ryan Seacrest about how to properly preserve oneself. (The secret is placenta! http://bit.ly/eR3Rc4) #sotu
I just turned on Fox to watch "Million Dollar Money Drop" and Obama is the contestant. He won't stop talking. Drop some money already!
#SOTU Glorify science fair winners w/ superbowl winners? I smell good reality TV show pitting Illinois science fair champ against Tom Brady
Christ. Another "personal story." Only acceptable if he talks about Dillon, Texas.
The President just called for the nation to turn off their TVs. I do not approve of that message. #sotu
Obama has mentioned Twitter and Facebook in his #SOTU so far, I think there might be a Vampire Diaries reference coming up. EXCITED!
"Did I set my DVR for @BETTheGame at 10pm?" #WhatBidenIsThinking #SOTU
Do you think the president will credit with reality TV with providing hundreds of jobs to people who otherwise have no skills? #sotu
Oprah looks weird and this secret is boring. #sotu
#SOTU: Not the same since Simon Cowell left.
All this "win the future" talk giving me X-FILES flashbacks. #sotu#fightthefuture
Biden has practiced his smizing. Miss Tyra would be proud. Boehner could take a page.
I hope this is the year the SOTU speech concludes with, "The Aristocrats!" #sotu
Watching State of the Union on CBS. He just said he knows who the mother is on How I Met Your Mother #SOTU
I love how @piersmorgan is suddenly a Serious Political Analyst on CNN. Will he have a big red light-up X in front of him?
They're announcing people as they enter. I would have so loved it if someone had dressed like Kaylee from Shindig! #SOTU #CSPAN#Firefly
If you have an HDTV, we recommend going to 'Menu' and lowering your set's 'Saturation' values 15% to compensate for Boehner#SOTU
All I want out tonight's #SOTU address: how will Obama incorporate the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness into his plan? #ParksandRec
Hey, Hulu, target your ads better. I'm watching anime and you're giving me a 2-minute Visa ad about the Super Bowl? REALLY?
Thank you President Obama. I really needed tonight off from television. Oh, and for other stuff too.
Since the President works for us can we tell him not to interrupt TV anymore. Maybe release the State of the Union as a podcast
It's time to try reverse psychology for #LightsOutFX. Maybe if everyone says it sucks, people will actually watch.#newwaystosavegreatTV
Jersey Shore will be filming next season in Italy. I think this was all an elaborate plan to make them leave the country
Jersey Shore heads to Italy for Season Four. And the Tiber shall run orange with their sludge.
#JERSEYSHOREitaly Season Finale:The gang decides Jews are hot...fly to Israel and join a kibbutz.
#JERSEYSHOREitaly Episode6: The gang is amazed that they keep running into guys named Guido. Angelina achieves Sainthood.
As far as I am concerned, the PTC can suck it. Thanks for your time
#JERSEYSHOREitaly Episode5: Snooki and JWow get inventive with canoli. Deena invites Topo Gigio into the smush room.
Jersey Shore Heads to Italy for Season Four http://ow.ly/3K0tK How do you say "Herpes" in Italian? #jerseyshore
Is it just me, or did yesterday's episode of Oprah feel like a backdoor pilot?
Tired of merely inspiring terrible reality TV, Kelsey Grammer to make his own. http://onion.com/dTIKVL
Not sure if CW's "Catch VD" ads for Vampire Diaries is any better than last year's "Melrose Place Gives You Irritable Bowel Syndrome" spots
Looking forward to learning a lot about Italian culture -- like will Snooki get one phone call when she’s arrested in Italy? #jerseyshore
#JERSEYSHOREitaly Episode4: Italy declares war on the United States.
Watching old 'Charlie's Angels'. It makes more sense if you assume Charlie is always just offscreen, hiding in the bushes & masturbating.
The World's Worst TV Lineup - http://www.theawl.com/?p=69321
#JERSEYSHOREITALY Episode3: The gang fist pumps with the Pope. The girls stop shaving.
Retweeted without comment. RT @DJPaulyD: Ohh I Love Italy This Time A Yeahhh !!!!!!
#JERSEYSHOREitaly Episode2:The genital herpes epidemic spreads to Venice. Sitch finds a real grenade and pulls the pin. Hilarity ensues.
Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you're proud of yourselves, humanity.
The Shore is a state of mind, not a place in a state. It goes where they go. RT @djkeng: How is it Jersey Shore if they're in Italy?
#JERSEYSHOREITALY Episode1:The gang spends the full hour trying to locate Italy on a globe. Sami and Ronnie break up.
Can they stay there? RT @Zap2itRick: "Jersey Shore" is filming s4 in Italy.On behalf of all Americans, let me apologize to Italy in advance.
"Jersey Shore" is filming season 4 in Italy. On behalf of all Americans, let me apologize to Italy in advance.
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