Betty White won a SAG Award. I think her 15 decades of fame is almost up
Three guarantees for 2012: presidential election, Olympic Games, Claire Danes continues to win awards for Temple Grandin.
A Twitter search reveals hardly any "Firth" and "Thecond" puns. The internet is falling dangerously behind in pun technology.
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I'm starting to think she's part iguana. RT @Angie_Harmon Oh!!! NIGHTTIME!!! MUAH!!!!!
Imagine you’re a young woman and Chris Hanson is your dad. Those first few seconds when he walks out to meet your boyfriend must be awkward.
Two Airplane! lines in death montage. What are they? Scenes of dead actors, but that's not important now.
Maggie Smith just said "put that in your pipe and smoke it". This show just gives and gives. #DowntonAbbey
With Betty White taking home a prize, this year's SAG awards got a bit more literal. #oldagehighfive
Ah, Twitter: in which @shawnryantv discovers that, thanks to DVDs, everything is now a spoiler.
Nothing. Lem's fine. RT @jhsm: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO LEM?!?!?! I JUST STARTED SEASON 3!!!!
Just played basketball with Kenny Johnson. Great guy who doesn't hold against me what I did to Lem.
On a break between seasons 1 & 2 of BREAKING BAD, I'm watching season 1 of THE GOOD WIFE. Man, husbands always be lyin'.
Don't go to the afterparty with Natalie Portman. She's like a different, much scarier person.
Meanwhile, if Gorton's need a new spokesperson, I believe Donald Sutherland would make a fine Gorton's Fisherman. #SAGAwards
Calm down ladies, this is a *serious* award show!! RT @villarrealy: Colin Firth. Hooray! High five, @denisemartin! #SAGawards
Hey mom, what's Santa doing presenting at the #SAG awards?!?
That is quite the Civil War beard Donald Sutherland is sporting. #sagawards
This show has become so rushed! Does anybody even remember the last time they saw Ricky Gervais? #sag
When will Nicole Kidman tell Keith Urban that chunky highlights are out? #SAGAwards
Anyone else think Colin Firth has the ability to impregnate women just by making eye contact with them? #sag
It's my assumption that Natalie Portman had "DON'T GIGGLE" written on her palm. #sag
Natalie Portman accepting her award for Most Accessible Lesbian Sex Scene. #sag
I would love to see Bale use a different accent for every award he accepts, just to throw people off #sag
Again, I'll say it, I never want Jack MacBrayer to die, but if he does, best in memoriam clip ever, right?!
"I just played her on TV- ON HBO" - oh Claire Danes, you make my life.
I think the announcer meant to say, "This is Claire Danes's third consecutive SAG win in this category for Temple Grandin!" #sag
Look for Claire Danes to win a Lifetime Achievement Award later this year for her role in Temple Grandin. #stillwinningawards
Would people's heads explode if somebody made a comic TV Movie or Miniseries?
Rosario Dawson's speech was apparently written by Harold Pinter. #awkwardpauses
Al Pacino's not there to accept his #SAGAward, because I think he's still giving his Golden Globes award speech.
My new favorite hashtag: #unfollowangieharmon Trend it!
Spent ten minutes watching #Bridalplasty before realizing it wasn't the #SAGAwards. Whoops.
It's amazing how Lea Michele's face changes EVERY TIME she realizes a camera is on her. It must be exhausting being Lea Michele.
If that Borgnine segment went any longer he'd be there for his own "In Memorium." #sagawards
Our patience is now being added to #SAG's upcoming 'In Memoriam' montage.
If I took the SAG Awards more seriously I'd be more worried about Alec Baldwin winning 957 times in a row than Betty White winning once.
Knitting and watching #DOWNTONABBEY. #tweetsofvictorianspinsters #alsogradstudents
Backstage at SAG Julianna Margulies says she has women come up to her whose husbands have cheated. That must be real fun for her.
If "30 Rock" would just give Abe Vigoda a recurring role, he'd be a SAG *lock* next year.
Betty White wins the SAG award for her outstanding achievement in continuing to breathe. #LoveHerButReally?
I'm gonna watch a movie while Betty White walks up to the podium. #SAGawards
I don't believe for a second that that many actors watch Hot in Cleveland, but I’ll take it! #sagawards
And with that, we can now all turn off the SAG Awards. #freakingbettywhite
Oh, TNT. Why the HECK would I want to join the conversation with Angie Harmon?
So I could pitch TNT a concept titled LASTNAME & LASTNAME w/ "that guy from that other show" and pretty much get picked up, right?
Melissa Leo is the new Norma Rae. #SAGAwards
So next year will we see the SAG AFTRA Awards? Or will they just be the Actors With No Web Residuals Awards?
The winner for Outstanding Drama Ensemble is Paz de la Huerta.
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Can cameras please follow #BoardwalkEmpire's Paz de la Huerta for the rest of the night? Trust us, it'll be worth it. #sagawards
Reverie over, I must say Margulies is terrific in The Good Wife. Imagine how stiff Kyra Sedgwick would be in that show. Or in The Closer.
And the SAG Award for statuette with the most prominently engorged package goes to: the SAG Award.
Wish 3-D television allowed us to pinch Rico Rodriguez's cheeks. You know you wish you could, too. #sag
One could make the case that there are more attractive people at the SAG awards than at the Writers' Guild Awards.
"This is a different look for you. Sexy," Giuliana says to CHRISTINA HENDRICKS. Yes. A different look. SEXY.
Giuliana needs to know when people keep joking about the quality of her red carpet interviews... they're not joking.
"Are you feeling like the birthday boy?" -- Giuliana to Christian Bale #aquestionIwouldneverhavetheballstoaskhim
You meet Christian Bale and your opener is "You cut the hair"? Really? #BringBackJoan #SAG
Straight male, that is RT @HitFixDaniel: If the commercials are an indication, E! is fairly confident no single male watching this telecast
If the commercials are any indication, E! is fairly confident there isn't a single male watching this telecast.
Number of uncomfortable giggles Giuliana Rancic caused in Natalie Portman: Eight. Number in me: 5,773.
Al Jazeera's coverage of the SAG Red Carpet is just superior.
"Would you love to be telepathic in real life?" "No." As usual, Giuliana's falling short of "Frost/Nixon."
Paz: "You walk onto set, and you're there, you're IN the 1920s." Oh, Paz, I've never doubted that you live your entire life in the 1920s.
Julian Assange on 60 Minutes tonight. I hope he will reveal the secret of how Andy Rooney is still on the air.
If David O. Russell had cast one actress as all the sisters, and used some Winklevi-style CGI, she would SO be winning Best Supp Actress.
Tracy Morgan makes a Sarah Palin MILF joke. Guliana Rancic, who doesn't follow the news, is confused. Way to report!
I'll only watch a "Big Momma's House" movie if it stars Hugh Laurie.
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Okay, now she's doing a bit. RT @Angie_Harmon IN THE CAR!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!
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IN THE CAR!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!
My Time Warner Cable carries History Channel, now showing Pawn Stars but not Al Jazeera, showing, you know - history.
50 and I deal w this constantly RT @Sexysunshine4U: @50cent ill do it for nothing, just to know I had the privilege of making a baby with you
The EXCITEMENT... I feel like its my wedding day!!! THE REVEAL!!!!
In HAIR & MAKEUP FOR THE #SAGAWARDS!!!!!
Wow, the original sitcoms on TV Land look really awful and hackneyed. I'm saying this while I watch reruns of The Nanny, btw.
I think cremation exists solely so sitcom characters can accidentally spill the ashes. … Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pick up this beautiful vase. Oh no! What's all this dust?
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And.... ITS SAG AWARDS DAY!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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When #Egypt cuts off Al Jazeera it's censorship. When US cable providers refuse to show it in the first place it's "just business"
If KING'S SPEECH does beat SOCIAL NETWORK to Oscar, Aaron Sorkin is SO going to write an obnoxious, stuttering Brit into his next TV show.
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