Monday, January 31, 2011

Good TVeets


Betty White won a SAG Award. I think her 15 decades of fame is almost up


ditzkoff Dave Itzkoff 
Three guarantees for 2012: presidential election, Olympic Games, Claire Danes continues to win awards for Temple Grandin.

weinmanj Jaime Weinman 
A Twitter search reveals hardly any "Firth" and "Thecond" puns. The internet is falling dangerously behind in pun technology.






danharmon Dan Harmon 
I'm starting to think she's part iguana. RT @Angie_Harmon Oh!!! NIGHTTIME!!! MUAH!!!!!

mattthomas Matt Thomas  
Imagine you’re a young woman and Chris Hanson is your dad. Those first few seconds when he walks out to meet your boyfriend must be awkward.

jdubs88 John Walters 
Two Airplane! lines in death montage. What are they? Scenes of dead actors, but that's not important now.

SarahLovesTV Sarah Maines 
Maggie Smith just said "put that in your pipe and smoke it". This show just gives and gives. #DowntonAbbey

chitownburke Michael Burke 
With Betty White taking home a prize, this year's SAG awards got a bit more literal. #oldagehighfive

sepinwall Alan Sepinwall 
Ah, Twitter: in which @shawnryantv discovers that, thanks to DVDs, everything is now a spoiler.

ShawnRyanTV Shawn Ryan 
Nothing. Lem's fine. RT @jhsm: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO LEM?!?!?! I JUST STARTED SEASON 3!!!!

ShawnRyanTV Shawn Ryan 
Just played basketball with Kenny Johnson. Great guy who doesn't hold against me what I did to Lem.

inessentials inessentials 
On a break between seasons 1 & 2 of BREAKING BAD, I'm watching season 1 of THE GOOD WIFE. Man, husbands always be lyin'.

pourmecoffee pourmecoffee 
Don't go to the afterparty with Natalie Portman. She's like a different, much scarier person.

taradublinrocks Tara Dublin 
Meanwhile, if Gorton's need a new spokesperson, I believe Donald Sutherland would make a fine Gorton's Fisherman. #SAGAwards

geoffberkshire Geoff Berkshire 
Calm down ladies, this is a *serious* award show!! RT @villarrealy: Colin Firth. Hooray! High five, @denisemartin#SAGawards

amorris7012 Austin Morris 
Hey mom, what's Santa doing presenting at the #SAG awards?!?

Zap2itRick Rick Porter 
That is quite the Civil War beard Donald Sutherland is sporting. #sagawards

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
This show has become so rushed! Does anybody even remember the last time they saw Ricky Gervais? #sag

TheRealJethro Jethro Nededog 
When will Nicole Kidman tell Keith Urban that chunky highlights are out? #SAGAwards

MediaObsessed Blerg 
Anyone else think Colin Firth has the ability to impregnate women just by making eye contact with them? #sag

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
It's my assumption that Natalie Portman had "DON'T GIGGLE" written on her palm. #sag

pourmecoffee pourmecoffee 
Natalie Portman accepting her award for Most Accessible Lesbian Sex Scene. #sag

aperren alisa perren 
I would love to see Bale use a different accent for every award he accepts, just to throw people off #sag

mindykaling Mindy Kaling 
Again, I'll say it, I never want Jack MacBrayer to die, but if he does, best in memoriam clip ever, right?!

Memles Myles A. McNutt 
"I just played her on TV- ON HBO" - oh Claire Danes, you make my life.

GuyLodge Guy Lodge 
I think the announcer meant to say, "This is Claire Danes's third consecutive SAG win in this category for Temple Grandin!" #sag

42inchtv Christopher Rosen 
Look for Claire Danes to win a Lifetime Achievement Award later this year for her role in Temple Grandin. #stillwinningawards

Memles Myles A. McNutt 
Would people's heads explode if somebody made a comic TV Movie or Miniseries?

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Rosario Dawson's speech was apparently written by Harold Pinter. #awkwardpauses

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Al Pacino's not there to accept his #SAGAward, because I think he's still giving his Golden Globes award speech.

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
My new favorite hashtag: #unfollowangieharmon Trend it!

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
Spent ten minutes watching #Bridalplasty before realizing it wasn't the #SAGAwards. Whoops.

LauinLA Laura Prudom 
It's amazing how Lea Michele's face changes EVERY TIME she realizes a camera is on her. It must be exhausting being Lea Michele.

DannyZuker Danny Zuker 
If that Borgnine segment went any longer he'd be there for his own "In Memorium." #sagawards

TVWithoutPity TVWithoutPity 
Our patience is now being added to #SAG's upcoming 'In Memoriam' montage.

weinmanj Jaime Weinman 
If I took the SAG Awards more seriously I'd be more worried about Alec Baldwin winning 957 times in a row than Betty White winning once.

jennyjonesie jennyjonesie 

TVGuideMagazine TVGuideMagazine 
Backstage at SAG Julianna Margulies says she has women come up to her whose husbands have cheated. That must be real fun for her.

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
If "30 Rock" would just give Abe Vigoda a recurring role, he'd be a SAG *lock* next year.

DannyZuker Danny Zuker 
Betty White wins the SAG award for her outstanding achievement in continuing to breathe. #LoveHerButReally?

BobbyRiversTV Bobby Rivers 
I'm gonna watch a movie while Betty White walks up to the podium. #SAGawards

loquaciousmuse All Things Fangirl 
I don't believe for a second that that many actors watch Hot in Cleveland, but I’ll take it! #sagawards

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
And with that, we can now all turn off the SAG Awards. #freakingbettywhite

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
Oh, TNT. Why the HECK would I want to join the conversation with Angie Harmon?

katefarina Kate Farina 
So I could pitch TNT a concept titled LASTNAME & LASTNAME w/ "that guy from that other show" and pretty much get picked up, right?

danielletbd Danielle Turchiano 
Melissa Leo is the new Norma Rae. #SAGAwards

TVWithoutPity TVWithoutPity 
So next year will we see the SAG AFTRA Awards? Or will they just be the Actors With No Web Residuals Awards?

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
The winner for Outstanding Drama Ensemble is Paz de la Huerta.
12 hours ago 

TVWithoutPity TVWithoutPity 
Can cameras please follow #BoardwalkEmpire's Paz de la Huerta for the rest of the night? Trust us, it'll be worth it. #sagawards

GuyLodge Guy Lodge 
Reverie over, I must say Margulies is terrific in The Good Wife. Imagine how stiff Kyra Sedgwick would be in that show. Or in The Closer.

ditzkoff Dave Itzkoff 
And the SAG Award for statuette with the most prominently engorged package goes to: the SAG Award.

TVWithoutPity TVWithoutPity 
Wish 3-D television allowed us to pinch Rico Rodriguez's cheeks. You know you wish you could, too. #sag

DannyZuker Danny Zuker 
One could make the case that there are more attractive people at the SAG awards than at the Writers' Guild Awards.

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
"This is a different look for you. Sexy," Giuliana says to CHRISTINA HENDRICKS. Yes. A different look. SEXY.

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
Giuliana needs to know when people keep joking about the quality of her red carpet interviews... they're not joking.

EWMandiBierly Mandi Bierly 
"Are you feeling like the birthday boy?" -- Giuliana to Christian Bale #aquestionIwouldneverhavetheballstoaskhim

danielletbd Danielle Turchiano 
You meet Christian Bale and your opener is "You cut the hair"? Really? #BringBackJoan #SAG

DamianLovesTV damianholbrook 
Straight male, that is RT @HitFixDaniel: If the commercials are an indication, E! is fairly confident no single male watching this telecast

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
If the commercials are any indication, E! is fairly confident there isn't a single male watching this telecast.

KateAurthur Kate Aurthur 
Number of uncomfortable giggles Giuliana Rancic caused in Natalie Portman: Eight. Number in me: 5,773.

crsbecker Chris Becker 
Al Jazeera's coverage of the SAG Red Carpet is just superior.

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
"Would you love to be telepathic in real life?" "No." As usual, Giuliana's falling short of "Frost/Nixon."

GuyLodge Guy Lodge 
Paz: "You walk onto set, and you're there, you're IN the 1920s." Oh, Paz, I've never doubted that you live your entire life in the 1920s.

pourmecoffee pourmecoffee 
Julian Assange on 60 Minutes tonight. I hope he will reveal the secret of how Andy Rooney is still on the air.

GuyLodge Guy Lodge 
If David O. Russell had cast one actress as all the sisters, and used some Winklevi-style CGI, she would SO be winning Best Supp Actress.

HitFixDaniel Daniel Fienberg 
Tracy Morgan makes a Sarah Palin MILF joke. Guliana Rancic, who doesn't follow the news, is confused. Way to report!

TVMcGee Ryan McGee 
I'll only watch a "Big Momma's House" movie if it stars Hugh Laurie.

danharmon Dan Harmon
Okay, now she's doing a bit. RT @Angie_Harmon IN THE CAR!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!
15 hours ago 

Angie_Harmon Angie Harmon 
IN THE CAR!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!

pourmecoffee pourmecoffee 
My Time Warner Cable carries History Channel, now showing Pawn Stars but not Al Jazeera, showing, you know - history.

danharmon Dan Harmon 
50 and I deal w this constantly RT @Sexysunshine4U: @50cent ill do it for nothing, just to know I had the privilege of making a baby with you

Angie_Harmon Angie Harmon 
The EXCITEMENT... I feel like its my wedding day!!! THE REVEAL!!!!

Angie_Harmon Angie Harmon 
In HAIR & MAKEUP FOR THE #SAGAWARDS!!!!!

aspaul A.S. Paul 
Wow, the original sitcoms on TV Land look really awful and hackneyed. I'm saying this while I watch reruns of The Nanny, btw.

aspaul A.S. Paul 
I think cremation exists solely so sitcom characters can accidentally spill the ashes. … Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pick up this beautiful vase. Oh no! What's all this dust?
18 hours ago 

Angie_Harmon Angie Harmon 
And.... ITS SAG AWARDS DAY!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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NaomiAKlein Naomi Klein 
When #Egypt cuts off Al Jazeera it's censorship. When US cable providers refuse to show it in the first place it's "just business"

joereid joereid 
If KING'S SPEECH does beat SOCIAL NETWORK to Oscar, Aaron Sorkin is SO going to write an obnoxious, stuttering Brit into his next TV show.

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