NBComcastrophe '11 continues to spread deeper and deeper.
NBC Universal's new logo: http://tinyurl.com/46ago5f My comment on it is as follows: it... seems theyzzzzzzzz
"NBCUniversal: We Kick the CW's Ass Most Nights!" #newslogans.
New Year's resolution: Move to Dillon, Tex. Become much better looking. Grow more meaningful. Weep openly at EVERY DAMN THING THAT HAPPENS.
Rob Lowe saying "Stop pooping." That is all. #Parks&Rec
Shoot, I didn't miss every other show: saw half of Parks and Rec. That half was great. Get a TV, Jesse Eisenberg. It's full of good stuff. The funniest thing in the world is on HBO 501 right now, Jesse Eisenberg. "Heartbeat of America." It's over, Jesse Eisenberg. You missed it. The Jackal just started on channel 516. Don't turn on channel 516.
Liz Lemon: "Actors are not people." She said it, not me.
How about 119 minutes early? RT @realityblurred: I'm going to start setting my DVR to stop recording #idol five minutes early.
#vampirediaries: after 9 weeks of hiatus-hell, all I have to show for it is a little no-shirt Stefan & another black man killed by a vamp.
New goal: make Slutty Janitor into the slutty costume of choice this Halloween. #ParksandRec
Disappointed the Michael Scott-David Brent meeting did not lead to a dance off or a "Free Love on the Free Love Freeway" duet. #theoffice
Resolved that watching the final FNL before air would be like opening presents before Christmas... the last Christmas that ever matters.
Does anyone have any idea if Steven Tyler *knows* he looks like Carly Simon?
"The Real Transvestite Hoarders of Orange County Penitentiary": a show I wish was real. #30rock
Scripted television: celebrating well over 30 years of taking totally identical cheap shots at reality TV. #30Rock
The best part of having new #ParksandRec episodes to watch is having new #ParksandRec episodes to rewatch.
Shane West has this great "I'm getting paid in cash, right?" look during these KIA #Nikita promos.
Just turned to American Idol to hear Randy say "It doesn't matter what age." I hear Steven Tyler feels that way too.
A sitcom starring Kyle Bornheimer and Christine Woods could be very good. But Perfect Couples is not that sitcom.
@cpmckenna fuck you poop face!
Not feeling #community tonight. #callingitlikeIseeit
I'm quoted on the Wikipedia page for last week's episode of #Fringe! I mean, sure, Entertainment Weekly () got the longer pull quote. But I'm there. Suck it, haters. THE CAPE
Charlie Sheen has now achieved Michael Jackson status: Stick his name in any sentence and -- voila! -- you've written a joke.
"Before throwing a hooker across a room, it's important to stretch ." Lessons learned from Charlie Sheen's hernia
please les and nina, shut it down before this guy is dead and you're living with the guilt of enabling that for 2 and 1/2 life times.
Charlie Sheen Partied w/ Porn Stars, Had Briefcase Full Of Cocaine, Went to Hospital for "Hernia." There's your sitcom!
Can't wait to see which one of u intrepid TV reporters gets to the bottom of what TV show Charlie Sheen was watching.
Does anyone know if Charlie Sheen's TV was even on at the time? Because he may see things the rest of us don't.
Since Charlie Sheen seems to only "fall ill" when "Two and a Half Men" is on hiatus, perhaps CBS should increase episode order to 52.
Surgery on Charlie Sheen's abdomen will be first time the phrase "side splitting" is associated with "Two & A Half Men."
I might laugh too hard about this Charlie Sheen report that he laughed too hard and that's why he ended up in Cedars. Call 911!
Ohhhhhh, that's what happened: Charlie Sheen told Extra he laughed too hard at the TV and ruptured a hernia. Ok.
TMZ reports Charlie Sheen rushed to hospital. Sheen's rep says Sheen was sleeping in E.R. Is there a worse job than Sheen's rep? If you are Charlie Sheen's rep, you must say a lot, "No, he's not dead, and they weren't whores, they're adult film stars"
OK COMCAST you offed the peacock, now whatta you gonna do about the fucking chimes?
Well, at least they spelled it right RT @nprmonkeysee: Wait, this is the new NBC logo? Did they make it w/Print Shop? http://bit.ly/gVW2vJ
"NBCUniversal: We also own Telemundo." #newslogans.
You lost Conan. You greenlit #TheCape. Something called "Marriage Ref" still exists. You new logo's an MS Word font. What the fuck @NBC?
The NBC Peacock disappears just as we learn that Taco Bell's taco meat isn't really beef. CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE.
NBC Universal Unveils New Logo Designed To Thrill You Into Deep Relaxation. http://n.pr/gztvOH
NBCUniversal new logo drops the NBC Peacock, makes it all one word on purple background. Let's hope their programming isn't that dull.
Comcast stock given to NBC Universal staffers vests in 5 years, sometime between 1 o'clock and 4 in the afternoon.
Comcast formally takes over NBC Friday. Everybody in Lockup will get some cigarettes or yard privileges to celebrate.
Writing stuff right now that MAY NOT BE SHIT. #bloodymiracle
Stefan and Damon Salvatore (TV) = American idols since 1864. (Vampire Diaries)
#TVD And to the 26 million ppl who choose to watch Idol instead, fine. Be that way. You'll miss Stefan's abs and Damon's single perfect tear.
No offense but I'd be a lot more interested in Charlie's Angels if it was Adrianne Palicki joining the cast.
"It's like Cirque du Soleil with violence." Fox Sports Media Group chair David Hill on the appeal of football (and their Super Bowl) on TV.
I know non-DirecTV viewers are irked they have to wait til summer for FNL s5, but I envy you guys. You still have 13 eps to see.
Please note. We cannot take credit for New York City’s record snowfall this January. @GameofThrones #gameofthrones #marketing
Say what one will about "Two and a Half Men," it has one of the best titles ever. It's much better than their original choice, "Terriers."
And SAG collectively weeps... RT @THR: #RealHousewives' LuAnn de Lesseps Lands #LawAndOrder Role http://bit.ly/hg3ovK
The billboards around town say I'm supposed to "Catch VD" tonight. That's very irresponsible, I'm gonna stay home and watch Vampire Diaries.
Wow, it snowed so much it made all the people on the news forget about war, new diets and dangerous things in our drinking water.
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