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The President missed a golden opportunity last night to plug the return of PARKS & RECREATION.
I want #FNL to turn into a 35 year old person so it can run for President and I can vote for it. #finalescreener #Texasforever
American Idol auditions tonight, followed by Michele Bachmann's response.
Idea for cop show: one partner plays by the book, and so does the other. As a result, they solve many crimes.
Sometimes I just wish I was a Huxtable.
What's the chance in Fringe that one day Walter will have a delusion of giant floating text telling him where he is?
.@dannypudi is SO MUCH better than Screech! RT @alisonbrie: Kelly Kapowski FTW!! RT @OfficiallyLJ: the New SBTBhttp://tinyurl.com/6fuw4ur
No offense to Jeff Winger, but he's no Zack Morris.
Kelly Kapowski FTW!! RT @OfficiallyLJ: the New Saved By the Bell! http://tinyurl.com/6fuw4ur
Story idea: watch TLC for a month & discuss the degree to which it makes you want to kill yourself/move to Canada.
Now I'm worried the cul-de-sac crew talks about me behind MY back. #CougarTown
"This is not my first mother/son rodeo." Sadly, not even the most incestuous line ever on #CougarTown
Tonight's new episode of #cougartown features a character saying "Buttnumbathon" , @headgeek666 . This is a highlight of my life thus far.
Len Cariou! Maybe he'll shave someone. #BlueBloods
Awkward moment on AMERICAN IDOL when they rejected Schmaula Schabdul, who looked just like Paula Abdul with a mustache and sunglasses.
@DamianLovesTV Um, I'm still weeping. Nicholas Sparks is totally going to steal his story though.
If I'm crying, it's for how that poor girl was just exploited. # idol
i can't!! RT @HitFixDaniel: Stop crying, "American Idol" viewers. STOP CRYING. #ai10
Stop crying, "American Idol" viewers. STOP CRYING. #ai10
Holy crap! CHASE is still on the air.
this needs to stop. i'm too gay not to weep. #idol
Vernika is Ebonic for "Drama" #idol
Steven Tyler needs to get his neck ironed. #idol
Please Steven Tyler. Just. Stop. #theyareminors #idol
My only theory on the mediocre auditioners the judges are overpraising in Milwaukee: Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Milwaukee is making me uncomfortable. #AmericanIdol
Milwaukee has poor dentists. #IDOLthoughts
Before reality TV, this girl would have moved to the city, joined a band, and potentially become interesting. Instead, this. #AmericanIdol
Heaven dream sequence? Oh show, you found a way to get worse! #criminalminds
Tyra Collette is a mass murderer on Criminal Minds. I should be upset about the murders, but mostly I'm worried she's making poor choices.
I now recognize that I won't be able to handle #FNL coming to an end. It's time to start putting my affairs in order.
Uh oh, the preview for next week #FNL made me cry. Help me.
I wish you all could hear the sounds @stamos is making while watching last week's #FNL. It's like she's birthing emotions.
People asking @billprady whether BBT audiences are told when to laugh underestimate by what margin a comedy writer would rather die.
Minute to Win It makes me physically angry
BREAKING: Humphrey Bogart's ghost to join The Office in season 8 as Steve Carell's replacement. #fakecastingspoilers
BREAKING: Paul Rudd helping Will Ferrell exit The Office with four episode arc. #fakecastingspoilers
Text from my dad: "Hey. Buffy season 8 is out on a motion comic CD." Clearly we have nothing in common.
@noelrk That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
@greeney28 TV Guide says no new episode tonight. I'm kind of pissed because there's nothing else on. I may watch Off The Map live. LIVE!
@noelrk What?!?! That is what I was looking forward to all day! The day, heck, my week, is now ruined.
No Top Chef tonight! WTF? And, no, that isn't short for Why the Face or Win The Future.
If silly stunt-casting on #TheOffice leads to ratings bumps for #ParksAndRec, then all is forgiven in my world!
Hey, #TheOffice: Save some of this big, flashy, attention grabbing stuff for next season. Really. You're gonna need it.
If @KeithOlbermann is looking for a news organization with more credibility than @MSNBC, we'd love to have him at The Onion
I now work on the lot where The Cape shoots. One step closer to dating Summer Glaucoma. … Best. Auto-correct. Ever?
4M viewers for TEEN MOM. Good to see MTV fans rejecting SKINS, rewarding a show that says sex has consequences: national fame.
Looks like 'Jersey Shore' is officially going to have more seasons than 'Arrested Development'. This is our Roman Empire collapsing.
Watch 2nite's ep of Mod Fam (Flashmob) Yes it's a rerun but it's not like you're going 2 see anything new on American Idol either.
Is there any way we can just will Ryan Murphy out of the media landscape?
This Glee vs. Kings of Leon drama is ridiculous. Clearly, Glee makes everyone insane.
So now we have to give Glee whatever it wants bc of arts education? I need a pony for my media literacy course. Why? Fuck You, Arts Haters.
Every time [Ryan Murphy] opens his mouth, the two other #Glee writers should taser him. Focus on the show that you're driving to the ground Murphy.
You guys I am just shocked that Ryan Murphy is acting like an immature ego-maniac. Cannot believe this.
He also prefers "has-been" to "irrelevant." RT @romenesko: Dan Rather: "I still prefer 'the press' [vs. media] where news in concerned."
God damn it. They killed off the character on "Southland" who was central to my spec script. #DramaticWriterProblems
Just watched all the Dan/Blair scenes from this week's Gossip Girl without having to sit through the rest of it. Thank God for the internet. … Now excuse me while I make incoherent flaily noises I didn't even know I was capable of.
Fans of USA/TNT programming: Why are you so angry? We mean only peace.
when you listen to simon baker's australian accent in concert with how he looks, it is easy to forget that he is the mentalist.
@KayReindl ABC's picked up POE, period detective show w/ Edgar Allen Poe as the detective.// PLEASE cast Usher as his sidekick.
ABC has picked up Poe, a period detective show about Edgar Allan Poe. He's the period detective. I'm not shitting you here. ABC has also picked up a period show about PanAm stewardesses, because they like to be four years behind the curve.
Heard Jesse Eisenberg said he didn't know Oscar moms cause he doesn't own a tv. Am buying him one #whydosomehollywoodtypestakeprideinthis It's okay to watch television, people. It's tv, not a crack habit. And it's usually as good, if not better than most movies. If someone makes $ acting/writing tv, and says they "don't watch tv", you have my permission to open-handed slap them. Lawsuits on me.
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