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Ricky Gervais has tarnished the majesty that is 30 anonymous Croatians picking their favorite TV and movies.
"Kathy Bates" is trending nationally. You'd think "I feel so sorry for" would be trending equally.
I want the writers of The Cape to team up with the October Road guys. All other TV will become redundant overnight.
I just want to hear Piers be as clueless as Larry King. "So, you have a TV show, yes?"
"I have an inner circle of five or six people. But I ate them." (no, no,no, stop it...kidding...alright, back on track...)
I would really like to see Zeljko Ivanek play a romantic lead in something. Poor guy, always the psycho, sociopathic scary dude.
Wait, two minutes in and O is talking about crying? Man up, O. Walk it off.
Brad's reaction to death: "Good God. I'm so sorry." Said w/ the conviction of Andie McDowell's "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed." #bachelor
I hate it already.
Piers Morgan Live Tweet, begins...now...
Most of David E. Kelley's shows started out good and went down the toilet later on. He's just speeding up the process.
I think HARRY'S LAW may help THE GOOD WIFE stay on air...as in TGW producers can admit it skews old but nowhere NEAR as old as HARRY'S LAW.
Everybody realizes Kathy Bates is going to win 5 Emmys in a row for this shit, right? #harryslaw
I want to punch everyone in Harry's Law in the face. Except Brittany Snow. She's adorable ... No, wait ... OK, her too.
That last tweet was brought to you by the Damning With Faint Praise Emporium, downtown Toronto division.
The Cape > Harry's Law.
Harry's Law is not good. #shortreviews
Next week on The Cape: The Cape goes off the rails. Because that hasn't happened yet.
You could not PAY me to watch MTV's "Skins." Okay maybe you could pay me. BUT I WOULDN'T ENJOY IT.
Without Golden Girls being on 24/7, cable would otherwise be worthless.
From the casting breakdown of this season's The Bachelor: "must have dead and/or missing father/fiancee".
Not sure I'd shoot Piers Morgan's Oprah interview from perspective of potted plant. Though God knows that's how she made us feel at#tca.
Just flipped on the TV and heard: "You know why I'm here... I'm here for my CAPE." Now I have to rewind & watch the whole episode!
"Remember--either you wear THE CAPE or THE CAPE wears you." Just... just beautiful, man.
(I apologize. It is really, really hard not to just mock the ever living fuck out of this show.)
"Wanna friend him"? Would a teacher ever say that? Only on... THE CAPE.
Foolish mortal. Bullets cannot hurt THE CAPE w/optional car door accessory.
First unnecessarily long flashback--take a drink. #THECAPE
GUYS BE CAREFUL WITH THE THE CAPE SPOILERS I WANT TO WATCH TONIGHTS EPISODE UNTARNISHED
Shhh--The Cape is on!
I miss My So Called Life. #skins
According to one commenter, I should be placed in jail for watching #Skins. Imagine the prison overcrowding if he was in charge.
Good god, Cobie Smulders looks really hot dressed in black. Or, y'know, with that face and everything. #HIMYM
The Bachelor: the best and worst of American Idol in 10 minutes, consolidating my trash TV and reducing my Fox watching by 98%. Thanks ABC!
Either I watch the best Parks & Rec episodes while drinking, or it's a show designed specifically to be better for inebriated Rowan.
@amber_watts I'm certain there was a See It Now on closeted gay scientologists he could find parallels with, though.
@crsbecker Did Gervais eat a spaghetti taco on the air, just like Edward R. Murrow? Otherwise, I don't think it matters.
I won't decide how I feel about Ricky Gervais's hosting job until Robert J. Thompson tells me what it all says about today's zeitgeist.
Busy-ness, plus sick-ness is going to prevent me from writing a full "Harry's Law" review. You're welcome, Kathy Bates.
Sources confirm to me, exclusively, that the ghost of Princess Diana will guest star on the Season 2 finale of Glee.
Kelly Ripa always looks like she's equally amused/humiliated by her surrogate grandfather Regis, who I'm convinced has dementia.
Theory: Glee is this generation's Saved By The Bell. Will be considered an inexplicable relic of the times, people will watch anyway.
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Chrysler's new ad campaign: "America's best days are probably behind us. So, anyway... Chrysler."
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