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"This is for all the Tostitos" is the new "Taking my talents to South Beach."
When things are wrong, the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they got and win just one for the #allthetostitos
"If Cam Newton got paid to win #allthetostitos, why'd you let him play?" "Got to. This the NCAA, man." #WireTostitosJokes
"Well, you see, Cam-Cam thought he should keep #allthetostitos, I thought otherwise." #WireTostitosJokes #WirePredicts2013NCAArulings
"You make sure to tell ol' Marlo that I burned #allthetostitos. Because It ain't about those snack chips."#WireTostitosJokes
"I got the shotgun. You got the #allthetostitos. It's all in the game, though, right?" #WireTostitosJokes
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Yo, #allthetostitos, I like you, Imma let you finish, but #fisted is the best announcing-related meme of all time!
THERE’S NO TOSTITOS IN BASEBALL!!!!#famoustostitoslines
What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing As they struggled toward Everest's peak? "THIS IS FOR ALL THE TOSTITOS"
"This one is for all the Tostitos" is so horribly awesome. I will now be using it at least 3 times a day.
I actually have some Tostitos in my pantry, so no Brent, that wasn't for *all* the Tostitos. Shoddy reporting.
Take this with the grain of salt my lack of college football watching warrants, but Cam Newton is not an NFL player. He *is* Voodoo Tatum.
"This is for all the Tostitos!" Yup, THAT'S how you kill the moment, Brent Musburger. #BCS
Wow, that mascot is one ass-feather away from a Disney lawsuit. #Oregon #Ducks #Trademark #BCS http://yfrog.com/h80nfkj
Watching this game through cardboard with a pinhole. RT RT @brianwbass: Can we expect a 5,000 word post on Oregon's neon shoes?
Between Auburn's safety orange and Oregon's neon yellow, I'm predicting no players get hit by cars tonight. #bcs
Urban Meyer commentating. I guess his kids didn't have a volleyball game tonight?
.@ESPN has devised a special on-screen graphics package to indicate which players are #CamNewton and which ones are not #CamNewton #BCS
Two big questions for #Oregon: can they contain #CamNewton, and why the hell are there two movies about Steve Prefontaine? #BCS
If I were on a date with Brad and he surprised me with a private performance from Train, I would pack my bags and leave.#thebachelor
When Brad led Ashley through the dark woods, I thought, "He's going to murder her." Then when they flipped the switch to reveal an abandoned carnival, I thought, "He's definitely going to murder her." #thebachelor
I think being the girl on The Bachelor who cries is more embarrassing than walking down the aisle with your gown caught in your pantyhose.
Brad's chest should have its own show. Pecs and the City? Nipple/Tuck? Top Chef: Chest Desserts? #bachelor
The Bachelor is taking this girl on a "Pretty Woman date." A/K/A: "I will now treat you like a hooker. How romantic is THAT?"
Go Duckfaces! (I'm watching The Bachelor.)
Re-watching #TheGoodWife episode, "Heart". Martha Plimpton is too good. I still want to punch her character in the face.
In other words, typical day! RT @TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has hooked up with three porn stars in Las Vegas http://bit.ly/g4MI6V
MSNBC: The Right did it. FNC: The Left loves that it happened because they can blame it on the Right. HLN: A cheerleader is missing.
We just shot an amazing [spoiler redacted] where [spoiler redacted] and [spoiler redacted] actually did a [spoiler redacted]!
Smurfs say "smurf" less often than The Situation says "situation". And that's the only word in their whole fuckin language.
Attention writer friends: I watched The Cape. Good news...it looks as though NBC should have an hour of programming free in the fall. #fb
@JustinFowler with so many comics properties out there, I don't get the logic of launching *this* project
I am in awe that The Cape got made. Absolute fucking awe. There was no conceivable way that this premise could make a good TV show.
Instructors should use #thecape in a "what not to do with a pilot" class. Tried to pack in too much, sacrificing character endearment.
The first critic to say that watching HARRY'S LAW is "misery" gets a swift kick to the genitals. (All other Bates roles are fair game.)
I am apparently not allowed to use the word "diegetic" in AVC comments. It makes me sound like a namby-pamby academic. Thanks, Simpsons fans. The thing with diegetic is that there really isn't a better way to say it.All for avoiding jargon, but "music-that-exists-within-the-thing?"
Caroline Dhavernas will not be at the ABC fete this evening. THIS MEANS I AM ON STRIKE. #tca #abc #strike
"I don't know why the kids can't watch soap operas.We turned out fine" -@danielletbd after I stated displeasure re: DisneyJr replacing SoapNet
Why call it Off the Map when you could have called it Crazy Sexy Jungle Medicine? Come on, ABC, think big.
This "Off the Map" press conference is the most boringtastic #tcasession I've ever slept through. Not even a vayjayjay joke.
"I did all my football in #FridayNightLights; I do all my medicine here"- Zach Gilford in response to if he really jumped off the cliff #TCA
Dhavernas asked about where she's been since "Wonderfalls." Oh, if only a website existed to answer such queries!
Still not sure on Dhavernas' last name, but Rachelle Lefevre just pronounced her first name as "Cara-LEEN."
Streep's daughter Mamie Gummer talking acting w/mom:"It's not like we own a line of pizza joints w/a secret sauce that stays in the family."
"Because it's not." Rhimes less than believable answer to why shouldn't we say this is Grey's Anatomy in the jungle? Oprah record safe.
Off the Map is Grey's meets Lost - doctors and sex in the jungle. But no Hurley. Nobody on stage is over 3 percent body fat.
"It depends on the guy" says @LucyHale to @HitFixDaniel asking PLL cast if it's romantic or creepy for guy to kiss you while unconscious. #TCA
Oliver Goldstick's explaining "Pretty Little Liars" subtext to us. I wish McG was here to give us the feminist reading.
"Pretty Little Liars" team loves Twitter. Or loves that Twitter loves "Pretty Little Liars." Also? Statutory rape.
@sepinwall @hitfixdaniel I'd forgotten Murrow's penchant for describing interview subjects as going LALALALALA.
The teacher-student romance on "Pretty Little Liars" is ROMANCE. It's NOT STATUTORY RAPE!!!! LALALALALALA.
Pretty Little Liars panel, and @hitfixdaniel going all Edward R. Murrow on the showrunners' unapologetic stance on statutory rape.
If I watched Pretty Little Liars, I think my life would be ROCKED by this clip they're showing from next week's episode. I'd be OMGing.#TCA
I have no idea what is happening on this #PrettyLittleLiars sneak peek, but it is nigh well pornographic. #tca #abc
Cannot see Nancy Grace on TV for even a second without feeling like she is angry at me, personally.
Walked out of men's room as Zach Gilford was walking in. Resisted telling him clear eyes, full bladder, can't lose. #TCA
So, yeah. This is happening at press tour. http://yfrog.com/h5tlvij
There's a "Winter Wipeout Cocoa Klatch" in the foyer. I kid you not. I hope a bunch of people get knocked down and spill all over themselves
"Still fits into the deeply romantic brand of ABC"...."The Bachelor." Oh, Paul, no. Come back to the light, brother.
I told #ABC's Paul Lee how much I love #PrettyLittle Liars & he said, "That's not my show anymore." How easily they break up.
I like Paul Lee, ABC's top executive, quite a bit. He comes, initially, from the BBC. But praising Private Practice? Put the Kool-Aid down!
Dancing with the Stars had a "banner season" in the fall, ABC's president Paul Lee said. If so, that banner was made out of wet toilet paper
There's a long pause between every question Sherwood gets asked and every answer he gives. I always worry he's going to bolt.
There have been days in the last week when I was bummed not to be at TCA. Today, ABC day, is not one of them.
"Jake Tapper has a fantastic secret sauce that everyone should get a hold of" - ABC News president Ben Sherwood gets spicy at #TCA.
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