danharmon Dan Harmon
There should be a Sniglet for the awkward feeling of realizing you've been doing quirky tweets during national tragedies.
lazytub kevin scotch
stefanjbecket Stefan Becket
CNN must have a spotlight (a la the Bat-Signal) for Wolf Blitzer. #wolfsignal
TVMcGee Ryan McGee
It's the start of a new year for #SNL tonight. But with Jim Carrey as host, I think that year is 1997.
this whole episode feels like it's high on cheap trucker meth and expired NyQuil. #SNL
weinmanj Jaime Weinman
Interesting thing about SNL weekend update: trying to figure out which of these bits are based on rejected ideas for full-fledged sketches.
I hope someone dies for that skit. #SNL
why haven't i laughed yet? #SNL
Who else thinks Carrey walked in this week and said, "Hey, let's just wing this shiz?" #snl
greeney28 Karen Petruska
We're back! Parks and Rec! That commercial makes me so happy. All commercials should be about awesome TV shows.
Snoodit Lesley Goldberg
OK, #Glee, enough with the stunty-ness. More Chenoweth, fine. But really, Paltrow? AND more Gaga?
@Snoodit It's who they are. At this point, critiquing Glee is a lost cause because the show has Ryan Murphy'd itself x's 100.
It's weird (the article on Sorkin's process). It mentions nothing about mushrooms or cocaine.
Yes, treadmill ad, looking at Google Map street view pictures on TV while running totally makes me feel like I'm running in Paris. Good job.
jopinionated Jo Garfein
I just realized that today is 1 0 8. This message has been brought to you by someone who has given up pretending to let go. #Lost
Before edit, every other sentence in Cape review started with "Anyway," showing how little causal relation events in show have to each other.
slaughter90210 Maris Kreizman
It's like Twin Peaks, if Twin Peaks was acted out by a bunch of Forever 21 models. #PrettyLittleLiars
sarahdawley Sarah Dawley
I hate the NFL on NBC opening. #HATE
NoelMu Noel Murray
I've trained my kids to shout "Woooo!" whenever I shout, "It's Wild Card Saturday!" (Honestly, that's why we had them in the first place.)
2 back to back football games? *dies from boredom*
Based on responses, it's clear followers think that A) I need to watch Breaking Bad and B) need to watch football.
jmonjo Jeremy Mongeau
@noelrk Well, go for Breaking Bad. Only three seasons to catch up on. I think football is somewhere in the eighty season range right now.
Why do I need to know where these guys went to college...?#FootballWatchingNovice
CollinColeman Collin Coleman
@noelrk pick a team. Love them unconditionally. Question almost every play that doesn't work. Drink tons before, during, and after the game.
http://is.gd/koV2F @CollinColeman So I need to treat football like Lost is what you're saying? #FootballWatchingNovice
You know what will improve the NFL? A smoke monster.#FootballWatchingNovice
So. Are they like jets as in airplanes or jets as in white working-class gang who are rivals with Puerto Ricans? #FootballWatchingNovice
@noelrk It goes down a lot more easily with the West Side Story soundtrack. Also, happier ending.
coopatc Ross Cooper
NBA Team broadcast crew messes up, projects Earl Boykins' name in the screen as "Earl 'Motherf****n' Boykins" LOLhttp://twitpic.com/3oaku3
johnmoe John Moe
I believe in limiting kids' screen time and all but it's 10 below, I'm a solo parent of 3 this weekend, and shut up.
Bryan_Murphy Bryan Murphy
Why can't every member of the cast play Spartacus? RT @MoTancharoen there will be 2nd season of Spartacus. No casting news now (via @moryan)
JohnFugelsang John Fugelsang
History Channel just dropped their JFK miniseries, saying it didn't fit with their brand. As opposed to 'Ice Road Truckers.'
stamos Annie Stamell
If I've learned anything from #FNL it's this: strippers really do have hearts of gold!
Jayne_Statue Jayne Statue
Apparently Ma Cobb is watching #Firefly on Ovation for the first time. Just got a call from her saying: "I saw your statue on TV!!"
The room has emptied out. It's time for me to philosophize with these people about the writings of Niebuhr. #pbs #tca
elgray Ellen Gray
Sitting in back of room for "Best of Laugh-In" panel -- so far back, Ruth Buzzi, Gary Owens, Lily Tomlin and JoAnne Worley all look ageless.
@elgray Come closer. They're not. At all. Ageless. In the slightest.
"Does Christopher Robin's friendship with Winnie gift false impressions of man-bear relations?" #questionikindaasked
Explosions In The Sky music seems to score this bears special. I hope the grizzlies defeat the Panthers. #tca
"They work alone," says a Nature executive of bears. Unless, of course, they're smarter than average. #tca #pbs
Asked if any other original Upstairs/Downstairs people were in the new one, Jean Marsh said, "They're all dead, aren't they?" Love the Brits. And then Eileen Atkins mentioned someone else wanted to be in it, "But then he shot himself." And they all laughed. And it's a true story.
New "Upstairs, Downstairs" has a fine cast of British actors who will soon be asked to play Americans on network pilots. Ed Stoppard, for example, *clearly* has American Lawyer, American Doctor or American Politician written all over him.
New Upstairs/Downstairs about to begin. It's got one drunk dad, six kids, and...wait, that's Shameless.
@BastardMachine That's Downstairs/Downstairs.
Long "Masterpiece Theatre is Awesome" clip package indicates strongly that "Masterpiece Theatre" is awesome. #pbs
PBS day. On a Saturday. With NFL playoffs. God, I'm sure these tweets will really hit the mark...
PBS totes are festooned w/a variety of individual "Sesame Street" characters. I selected Grover. Duh. Anybody who selected Elmo for the PBS TCA tote can expect a shunning. I'm a Muppet racist. #tca #pbs
"Augmented reality" is the buzz-phrase of this PBS Kids panel. It doesn't refer to getting kids high. #tca #pbs
PBS Kids session makes me pretty certain having children is a lousy idea. Everything messes them up! #tca
I can honestly say that personifying fiber as a cowboy would not have occurred to me, which is why I don't work in children's TV.#pbs #tca
Jose Andres session was fantastic. I think he's my best friend now?#tca
Jose Andres is actually getting choked up talking about PBS' role in his family and citizenship. He rules. #pbs
Jose Andres is surrounded by pigs! DO THEY KNOW HE WANTS TO EAT THEM?! #tca
How has NBC not built a sitcom around Jose Andres? What? It worked for Emeril! #pbs
I do not have a "PBS fed me chorizo and churros for breakfast" dance. But if I did, I'd be doing it... #tca