sutterink : [ed. note: tweet in reference to this: http://bit.ly/gx3aCn] @memles you missed the f--king point. or perhaps the point is that you lean away from the point so you can masturbate all over your blog. ... to be fair, i only got thru 1/3 of your blog, then i got bored & confused, so i switched to porn and masturbated all over MY blog.
danieltwalters : @sutterink Read the whole thing. The blog may be a bit slow and meandering in the middle but it has a killer finale.
Memles : @sutterink If I did miss the point, Kurt, please feel free to add your voice to the discussion (when you're done masturbating, of course). Perhaps my piece is defensive of critics as your piece is defensive of your show, but I felt defense needed to be made.
jmonjo : Hey everybody, I hear Sutter's screening the SOA premiere at his house for fifty TV bloggers!
weinmanj : Nothing is a greater sign of a writer's willingness to push boundaries than a blogging = masturbation joke. Lines like that could get him hired on the Two and a Half Men writing staff! And yes, in making a joke about his hacky joke I myself made a hacky joke. That's the circle of hackiness.
barbhaynes : The Home Shopping Network: for women who use the word “zshuuzsh” and like to buy mascara on installment.
JohnFugelsang : Sex is funny. The City is funny. Movies are funny. But Sex & the City Movies? Still not funny.
sepinwall : I realize most of what I know about the terminology of Catholicism comes from cop shows.
BobbyRiversTV : Gayest Final Jeopardy Question Ever tonight. I was screaming the answer at the TV like Cam on 'Modern Family.' #finaljeopardy
jopinionated : John Locke was an answer on Jeopardy last night. Josh Holloway is an answer on Wii Wheel of Fortune. #Lost, FTW, literally.
HitFixDaniel : Darn you, NBC press site. Why don't you have an Outsourced photo that screams, “I got diarrhea from spicy food!”
theonetruebix : I'm sure you could find many photos on the Internet that scream that. Just fake it.
trixavicious : FYI, my top 10 episodes of 2010? Just pick nine #TVD episodes (ones with Alaric, mostly) and add The Suitcase epi of Mad Men. #lazy
cadlymack : Can't believe Damon Salvatore is trending worldwide and the show's not even on right now. You guys are bananas.
EricStangel : And that, my friends is why they call it the Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl...
TVMcGee : I'm glad TV shows aren't sponsored like bowl games. Otherwise I'd have to watch shows like The Frito-Lay #Fringe Hour.
d_fienberg : That was the most frustrating ending in the storied history of the New Era Pinstripe Bowl. #realthing
TwinCinema : Stop having fun, amateur college athletes at the highest stage you'll ever reach in sports!
TVMcGee : Penalties for “excessive celebration” belong in the bedroom, not a collegiate bowl game. … Other places it's worse to have excessive celebrations than a college bowl game: funerals, police lineups, Dharma stations...
dloehr : ...Senate floor, airplane aisle, tightrope, midair before chute doesn't open, Galactica, Truman presidential election (if Dewey)...
TVMcGee : ...during the end of The Notebook, while getting frisked by the TCA, after losing a level of Angry Birds, mid-surgery...
JohnFugelsang : I now judge all TV News by the amount of Viagra/Cialis commercials during breaks.
JohnFugelsang : FOX News now has a 'zero-tolerance' policy on fake footage. Fake Blondes will remain mandatory.
EricIGN : Popping in the MTV version of Skins. Never seen the original. It's about one side of a schoolyard basketball game, right? … Wait one SECOND! These kids keep talking about and having sex! I am shocked, Skins, shocked.
pauldanke : Did Larry Johnson ever sue Tyler Perry? dudes let's just address the elephant in the room here: Madea is just a cut rate Grandmama. #Fact
whet : somewhere some poor web editor is wondering “why the fuck is the 'space jam' site getting so much traffic?”
Variety_StuartL : I'm not leaving the ballroom at the TCA Oprah panel until I get a trip to Australia.
Mike_Doughty_ : German for The Cape is “Das Umhang.” I feel that's a much better name for the new NBC series.
kbrenna5 : Is there a cutest TV moments of 2010 list? If so: Pierce singing 'Annie believes in me' in the Greendale school song. Boom.
barbhaynes : Ashton Kutcher studying Thai boxing & running from boars to prepare for Armageddon. Every time he talks about this, Armageddon gets closer.
DamianLovesTV : Journos/crix/bloggers, can we all make a New Year's resolution to STOP SUCKING UP to celebs, producers and other personalities on twitter?
More from @sutterink: dear blogoshere, tweeting is an impulsive, immediate outlet that requires little or no filtering, that's why it's so enlightening and fun. you cannot hold people responsible for tweets they've made as if they were researched fact or thoughtful missives. that's just fucking retarded. you're fucking this whole twitter thing up for insane reactionaries like myself.
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